Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move
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But it's not your girlfriend
Apr 30, 2019
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#622
Spartannor wrote:
But it's not your girlfriend
I would probably be convicted for being a pedophile then, most of my opponents are under 18.
Resign.
Pull down your pants stand up and sing old McDonald
Give a Proposal to a stranger
Scream “IMA PERSON!”
Throw tic tacs at your opponent
Go behind them and whisper “MY Precious where is it?!”
Bite there finger off
Resigned their king
Hug em
Hang your king. On the wall. If you are playing outdoors, then hang it on a tree.
Spinning hook kick them in the face THEN u stomp on their face AND u break there arm with judo
And tell everyone u won
Eat them
DIE
1. Accidentally start without your king and your opponent claims a win
