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DorianTW - a most unseemly gentleman
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My inner grammarian purrs at your most eloquent vocabulary; indeed quite the way to appeal to the management for justice in Live Chess.
It happens all the time, if they would ban everone behaving like that there would be only half left (but a better half so maybe it's worth considering). I don't think they will especially because this site needs to earn money. Even free members generate income(adverts) so unless he's a epecially unique offender - probably nothing's gonna happen. Nice story anyway.
During my recent, sloppily-played 10 0 match with DorianTW (by which I prevailed despite numerous blunders), it was suggested by my fallen adversary that I "eat cok". A more trusting fellow may have initially suspected that Mr. TW was indeed concerned about my fluid intake (for I am, in fact, recovering from a recent bout of typhoid, though how Mr. TW would possess the prescience to grasp this, I have no clue), and was thus advising me to up my fluid intake to avoid parchment of the throat. If that was indeed the case, then I raise my glass to the gentleman, though the glass I raise must most respectfully contain not Coke, but Gatorade, which is higher in electrolytes.
However, I am a man who looks at the world with a cool, discerning eye, and I have seen the cruelty that lurks in the heart of men. I strongly suspect that this gentleman, DorianTW, his handle no doubt a reference to the ageless literary debauch of Oscar Wilde, was in fact demanding that I perform an act of fellatio on the nearest available phallus. I find this statement quite offensive to my character, of which he knows little, other than perhaps that playing the Sicilian Defense out of book is not my strong suit.
Management - Yours is an organization that does not tolerate indecency, and you have acquired this reputation justly, so I trust that this matter shall be given to your most able man, staunch of mind and body, and this scallywag be dealt with swiftly, and with the utmost severity.
I demand that this rapscallion be brought to justice! And be given several wallops upon his hindquarters, and a thorough washing out of the mouth with a bitter lye, and several spelling/rhetoric lessons, so that he may express himself more clearly in my native language.
Yours Most Respectfully,
Sour_Wine, Esq.