Get rid of

How can I get rid of an irritating player.....?

Dial 36-24-36

I thought it was 867-5309.

Throw pies at them and spray celtzer water down youre pants

That number works but only if your opponent dials it and Jenny's dad finds out.

If, however, he gets Sylvia's mother....

(and the operator says forty cents more, for the next, three, minutes.... please...)

A-owwww, what a winning hand!  She a brick ... house.  She's mighty mighty, just letting all hang out.

I was thinking of a different number, but that would work too... less satisfying though (for you).

EDIT: There are way too many puns and double-entendres in this post.

yessssss

in walk her daddy standin six foot four said you aint gonna swing with my daughter no more

You gotta know some people. But they have to make it look like an accident. But I didn't tell you that.

LOL.....!

I tried to telephone,
They said you were not home,
That's a lie. 

This guy has a serious pest problem that needs stomping on, and everyone is talking about calling their ex. Jeepers creepers! Maybe there's a reason she doesn't want to hook up any more...maybe something to do with chess....???

Sad but true.

My guitar wants to kill your MaMa.