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Mr_Tarkanian

I need BOTH help and support, in my personal life.  I suppose this is basically a cry for help......OH!  and my chess.com login isn't working....or something, too. 

    Actually it is, or I wouldn't be able to post this.  I just put that to make it sound halfway viable that there is also a legitimate computer issue going on, too.

I feel better now that that's out there.  I feel like 11 dollars.

goldendog

I'm glad that's over.

Mr_Tarkanian

Let's buy you an 11 dollar bone!

Mr_Tarkanian

Goodness gracious. 

   A person asked DIRECTLY for Help and Support.....and guess where the thread goes???  TO OFF TOPIC!  What a ripoff.  Erik ( with a K....that K bugs me ) is up to his ole Off Topic tricks.

Ruby-Fischer

Ok Mr. T. Sorry you are having a tough time. I have some advice though, get out in the daylight and go for a run  :o)

Healthy body, healthy mind Mr. T. 

Mr_Tarkanian

You could be right.  Maybe I should go into body building or something.  Or build a tree house.  Or build ANYTHING.

gerdania

How can I help and support?

Mr_Tarkanian

Ummmmm.  Can you build a tree house? Ok, that didn't make any sense.

gerdania

I can. Which tree? But how that will help?

Mr_Tarkanian

Holy Moly.  Now GBValode hates my guts.  What a day this is turning out.  There's simply no pleasing people.   :(

GBValode

Lol, i feel kinda flattered and at the same amused by the influence my comments had on you :D Like i said , i don't hate you. I just fin your way of talking/joking kinda annoying. You are like Urban dictionary would say. A real Smartass :D Hope you get the help and support you so need and deserve ;D

Mr_Tarkanian

Thanks.  And I never consider myself a smart azz.  I just try to lighten things up everywhere with silliness.  I think I will cease that - a chess site is the wrong place for that probably, anyway. 

Hope you got your problem with the tourny resolved.

Mr_Tarkanian

This thread seems even all the more bizarre since they pulled it out of the Help and Support forum ( which was the joke ).  Now it simply looks like I'm inches from the Nut Ward. 

GBValode

Well the link at least says help-support. WEll maybe you are right , maybe you are not the smartass.People out here are easily annoyed , especially noobs like me. Maybe it's not that bad to pretend silly. I personally think that many people out here are just too smart(or too silly, depends on how you look) to not notice that you are pretending. This is what made me annoyed, and probably some others. In any case , you don't need to stop doing anything and you probably won't . So keep up the work , and hope someday i'm gona beat you up on chess :D

Mr_Tarkanian

Don't be so sure - I bet you'd beat me in chess right now.  Numbers can be misleading.  Not sure how mine is over 1700.

gerdania

http://www.messynessychic.com/2013/02/15/the-treehouse-that-nobody-wanted/

that makes no sense, do not even search for it

Mr_Tarkanian

Wow.  That is literally a tree inside of a house.  It took the guy so long to build it that his kids got tired of waiting, and simply grew up.

gerdania

I don't know... If growing up means not appreciating and using such a treehouse I refuse to grow up.

Mr_Tarkanian

Let's burn that thing down to the ground!  Just to give the kids something roast marshmellows over.

gerdania

Then I trust you the burning job - it is closer to you. And actually burning stuff, especially a house indeed could be the help you were looking for.