The entire Blog section of Chess.com is gone! Is this due to V3??

I´m joking, it was just some door to door seller promoting something called: "Encyclopædia Britannica". I told him that I have Wikipedia.

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I didn´t write this message, what is happening?

There WAS an explosion!

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hahaha that´s so funny they really believed it!!! 

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Why are you editing my messages? How are you doing it? Do you know my password? or are you in the Administration????

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You are a clever boy, don´t you?... Do you remember that final exam in 1939? I only needed 3 more credits to finish my degree, my GPA was 3.99... and you destroyed my future. What you heard was the Public Library going into the air, who reads books this days anyway?, now I´ll destroy your house.

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Babs, is that you???? That was 75 years ago!!!!!! How can you still be angry about that????

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I have a very good long term memory, and also an idiotic, I mean eidetic memory. But let´s make it interesting, I´ll give you 24 hours before I blow you house, but at any time I can forgive you if you bring Elenin back.

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I won´t do that to Elenin! I don´t care about this house, it´s rented.

We've just had reports of a major explosion near Lisbon, Portugal.

We will report further developments as we have them.

We now go to our reporter in Lisbon, Portugal.

Reporter:  Yes, I'm here in Lisbon. 

There have been reports of an explosion somewhere in the city.

Authorites fear that it may somehow involve the V3 virus.

That's all we have.

Back to you in the studios.

Our sensors have detected thermonuclear activity in your so-called "Earth" Planet (Planet 3824HD-94C according to the Interplanetary Classification Comission), you have not followed our advice given in 1947.

And for that, we will have to make a direct intervention on Earth.

This will occur during the next 24 hours.

Best Regards and Have a Good Weekend,

Ashtar Gallactic Ambassador

...and now we take you to the White House...

                     for the President of the United States.

"Let me be clear...

we have just received communication from our satellite monitoring stations.

We are currently receiving threats from alien life forms.

Somebody...or something

called Ashtar Gallactic Ambassador

has just issued a warning to the world 

of direct intervention

unless we cease all thermonuclear activity.

I will be consulting NATO regarding our response.

That's all."

After great efforts by Elenin I got the Cams working again, I managed to get one good image of her (still in her monkey attire), she just looked for a second to the camera:

She looks a bit exhausted and not that happy.

We have just received reports that we are losing signal strength.

Something is trying to shut us down.

I don't know how much longer we will be o

                  Our intel has told us that the following default passwords will allways work,   E R I K,  K A N S H A,  K O H A I  J A C K 1 Y N   This could suggest a partnership between chess.com and the apes. We're pouring over the intel as I speak.    Updates to follow

A: Mommy, what are those lights?

B: It´s nothing sweetheart, just go bed, you have school tomorrow.

A: Mom, it´s 15h and tomorrow is sunday!

B: Just go to your room!!!!

So... they are going to start by California, for some reason I always though that it was going to be New York or Tokyo.

                      There are 5 letters in the word CHESS, and there are 5 lights in the sky. That CAN'T be a coincidence!

This is me...

Elenin...

      please

           help

                me.      

                     I've escaped.

                            To the woods just south of the Apes.

HELP!!!

IS THIS THING ON!!!

                   As the battle rages in the night sky, Elenin was being interrogated by Colonel Chimp. She accidentally found out that the apes can play chess. To save herself and buy some time, she challenged them to a game. My view is partially blocked, but I believe she's playing a King's gambit. The crowd is in such an uproar, I don't know what they'll do if she wins. They may kill her, they may crown her their Queen.   More details to follow.

Ronald Joseph...

That's OLD intel.

I lost that game.

And then pandamonium broke out.

During the celebration...

I managed to escaped.

Do you copy?

I´m hearing you Elenin, please, keep moving and try to reach Picayune Strand State Forest.

Go to the Oak Shaded Camping Area.

Ask for "James"

he will tell you "Isn´t it a lovely morning?"

you will have to answer "Klaatu barada nikto"

                 OK, my reports are on a time delay. Evidently, Elenin has WON, using a brilliant exchange of bishop and rook. They have let her go. Well actually, they were Soooo distracted by that manuver, that she slipped out. She's in the woods, just South of the apes.  RJC is enroute at lightning speed. GO!, GO!,  boogedy, boogedy, chop chop. 

I am running for the Golden Gate Bridge...

wait...

something's wrong

The Apes have moved the bridge to a new location!!

                   hahaaha   I need a coffee. I CAN'T run an extraction without coffee and cigs.  There's a little confusion on the intel. The apes are arguring about time running out. Some apes think she won, some think she lost. But Elenin is a smart cookie, thinking on her toes. In the ensuing confusion, she slipped away.