The entire Blog section of Chess.com is gone! Is this due to V3??

                   RJC was the best man because he's ALLWAYS a bridesmaid. NEVER a bride.

Free Preview of Episode II

*** How would you feel if after returning from a travel with your Dear Robot you found that your planet is...somehow... different... ***

*** Our Dear Lovers forgot that they were traveling at light speed... and when they come back they will find themselves... 200 years into the future ***

(maybe V3 is already installed when Elenin is back... we will see...)

GORT AND ELENIN JUST AFTER LANDING, RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY (They couldn´t have been a little, just a little, more discreet????):

Gort: Are you sure that we came to the correct planet? Something looks different...

Elenin: What do you mean...

Gort: Look at that Statue, it was always like that?

let me see it closer...

Elenin: what?????

Monkey Cop: Both of you, the Tin Can and the Female Human, don´t move!

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In August! MGM Wants you to go APE!!!!

(I know it says Fox, but we didn´t have time to print new ads)

                        Jeezs, how many kidnappings can a woman put up with in a day??

He is not a Kidnapper, He is in Law Enforcement.

Oh eck! NYaPeD

              chess.com is looking at Aug for possible release of v3.  I'm just saying we should plan for the party ahead of time. Peanuts, popcorn, balloons, etc.  Possible sexual duplication with other threads;  "How long till V3?".  

Tequila shots! Don't forget tequila shots.

                   OK, tequila shots. But nobody's driving home. I'll call you a cab.

It's an elaborate ruse gang, don't worry I'll sort it out with some good old English prose.

Great Scott and cor blimey gov'nor!

Now, listen here... you primordial imbeciles at chess.com (you know I'm just acting right... ;-)

One does not simply release access to V3 by perambulating ... get orn with it!

While the Part II of the movie is still in the raising funds stage, we will review some parts that were left pending in the plot.

Some of the following scenes are going to be included in the DVD Release, it includes 36 minutes of scenes that were excluded from the Theatrical release due to length considerations or censorship by the Though Police.

The chess games had to be left out because the Director said: "Ain´t nobody got time for watching chess on the cinema!".

I don´t want to lose this important game from the Simul that Elenin gave to the Apes (Elenin played black in all the games):

Don't call me a cab! You big fat taxi!

                  The Orangutan Opening ??   Scrap the Caddy Clyde!

 Oh, how our fearless V2 revolutionary leader, Elenin, must feel betrayed by those in the fold who have already abandoned V2 in heart and are now eagerly anticipating the arrival of V3.  

Sorry (hides tequila up my jumper) :-/

He (points to RJC) made me do it! *innocent face*

 I'm with you in this fight against V3 to the end, Elenin!  Well, maybe not in actuality, but for sure in spirit!  

  I forgive ya, I only hope Elenin can find it in her heart to do the same!

We interrupt this program to bring you this special report…

FROM:  ELENIN

      TO:   ALL THE BRAVE ONES

                    WHO ARE THE REVOLUTION

                                             AND THE RESISTANCE

GORT AND I

           ARE LEAVING FOR

                         A PRE-HONEYMOON TRIP

         TO PLANET NIBIRU.

WE

       WILL

               RETURN

                       IN ABOUT

                                10? DAYS.

 WHILE WE ARE GONE...

YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO CONTINUE TO PARTY IN OUR V3 FORUM. 

SO TAKE A COLD DRINK FROM OUR FRIDGE...

AND THEN ENJOY 

         OUR POOL AREA

                     AND JACUZZI...

ALL WE ASK

IS THAT YOU…  

TURN OUT THE LIGHTS,

AND LOCK UP WHEN YOU LEAVE.

(security code is 23666)

THANKS,

ELENIN AND GORT

Can you bring me back some duty free from that place?

                           ENJOY, and have fun. I'll pick up the mail, and feed the dog while your gone. He's got THAT look in his eye again.