I´ll offer RJC as a gift to Valdor, as a way to show my Alien Appreciation.
But I´ll wait for Valdor´s next communication (I don´t plan to ask RJC about his opinion, he will understand when they came to take him for a "little trip")
Maybe then they will agree to release L N N.
(LNN is the code name for Elenin, please don´t share it with non-initiated members)
If there's no cigarettes where Valdor lives, then I'm willing to sacrifice myself for LNN's release. I'm dieying here. 1 cigarette in 48 yrs.
If there's no cigarettes where Valdor lives, then I'm willing to sacrifice myself for LNN's release. I'm dieying here. 1 cigarette in 48 yrs.
If you only had 1 cigarette in 48 years, then you are mostly okay.
I´ll offer you first thing in the morning (In Valdor´s planet).
(Bruce Willis impersonation) "Come on out to the coast, we'll have a few laughs, a couple of drinks". That's an ADORABLE picture of your children BTW.
Can someone please tell me when they're launching V3. I need plenty of warning so as I can evacuate to my doomsday bunker. That is all.
The other thread is implying Sept.
The other thread is implying Sept.
That is not enough time. I need to get my life in order, say goodbye to everybody, make peace with my wife. Simply not enough time....
V3 needs to be stopped. The ape launching sites need to be dismantled/destroyed. Only Elenin can save us now...
That's an ADORABLE picture of your children BTW.
I shouldn´t have been playing with LNN cloning machine while she was away, I don´t know what I´m going to do with all those miniature Pandas.
Attention!!!
People of Earth.
This is Voltar.
I suggest that you
listen very carefully…
to what I am about to say:
We mean you no harm...but if you
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...then we will be forced to
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And furthermore…
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In addition to these demands,
let me stress that ANY attempt
by your revolutionaries…
to stop the spread of V3…
will be met by
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and is punishable by a slow…
and…
painful…
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…and now a word from our leader.
People of Earth…
We come in peace.
As the words of Voltar have so eloquently stated…
All we ask from you…
is that you lay down your arms…
and accept V3.
Now…
as for Elenin…
I have fallen deeply in love with her…
And I have asked her to be my wife.
She has told me that she would give me…
and all the people of Planet Earth…
her answer as soon as possible.
That is all.
OH NO, bump HELP! crash shit bump OMG bang SOMEBODY?? ANYBODY?? STOP Wow, recent events caused me to have a little panic attack.
I don´t know what has LNN that all apes, aliens, robots and dictators from the past fell in love with her almost immediately. It must be her midwestern accent.
I was planning to offer an exchange of RJC for LNN, but now that Adolf wants to marry her it would be to late for that.
Maybe if RJC uses a blonde wig and gets some waxing, he could attract Adolf and then defeat him in a surprise boxing match .... mmm... maybe we should think about something different.
I don´t know what has LNN that all apes, aliens, robots and dictators from the past fell in love with her almost immediately. It must be her midwestern accent.
I was planning to offer an exchange of RJC for LNN, but now that Adolf wants to marry her it would be to late for that.
Maybe if RJC uses a blonde wig and gets some waxing, he could attract Adolf and then defeat him in a surprise boxing match .... mmm... maybe we should think about something different.
LNN, the Panda is right! We (you) need to tear a page out of the playbook of history. The code is, "Judith 13 1-10". We're all depending on you!! If you can pull this off, V3 may be vanquished once and for all!
As we approach the weekend, communications with Elenin will be very difficult Sunday night. The moon is sapose to be 30% larger. We won't see that again for another year. I have faith that as 2nd in command, Social Panda speaks for the interest of all humans.