I tell you tonight...
V2 is dead.
The V2 Revolution is dead.
LONG LIVE V3!!!!
(loud thunderous applause from the UN delegation)
The entire Blog section of Chess.com is gone! Is this due to V3??
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Aug 9, 2014
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#903
An small and colourful protest in boats is registered in front of the UN Headquarters:
We didn´t have time to change "Arctic" for "Elenin", but we hope that they´ll get the message.
Now…
Please allow me to briefly explain…
Early in 1943,
As the US was discovering how to split the atom…
OUR scientists were discovering how to split TIME itself!!
Then…
in April 1945…
as I lay in my bunker in Berlin…
awaiting certain death…
our great experiment went live.
I crawled into the tube…
And the TIME particle was split!!!
Instantaneously…
I was transported to Nibiru.
And the rest is history.
Which brings me to WHY we are here tonight.
We are here to bring V3 to Planet Earth!!!!
(loud applause from the UN delegation)
Aug 9, 2014
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#909
If Adolf is speaking to the UN, it means that Elenin is safe from her "wedding night", at least from tonight... like Scheherazade.
I have also asked Elenin…
to be my wife…
on Planet Nibiru…
where we will live FOREVER AND EVER!!!!
(loud thunderous applause…
and standing ovation from the UN delegation)
And now…the moment I’ve been waiting for…
All my life…
you...girl...
Elenin…will you be my wife???
My dearest…the World awaits…
Your answer please.
[COMMENT DELETED BY DAVID ROCKEFELLER]
THE LIGHTS GO DIM IN THE UN.
THE SCREEN ON THE UN PODIUM GOES DARK...
THEN BEGINS TO FLICKER...
WITH A FAINT IMAGE...
GROWING SHARPER...
THE CROWD BEGINS TO SCREAM IN TERROR...
Nnnnnnnmmmmmmmnnnnnnmmmmm!!!!!!
Heeeeelllllpnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmm!!!!!
THE END
(or is it?)
Aug 9, 2014
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#919
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsRLV5BKFtg
To Nibiru!!!!!!!!!!
I don´t have time to wait for RJC to finish the strategy, he goes to sleep at 20h.
I´ll take a plane for myself, I´ll be the first Interplanetarian Panda Pilot in the Universe.
I´ll go alone and hope that the rest of the troop is ready in the morning.
My choice is the B29, I´ll just bomb everything, jump in a parachute and rescue LNN.
I don´t know how I´m going to get out, but I´ll think about that later (what were you expecting? I can´t see more than 3 moves ahead, I guess that I should use more chesstempo, I mean the tactics trainer).
Greetings mere Earthlings.
I speak to you tonight…
from my heart…