ELENIN: LET ME GO!!!
ENKI: Shut up, you fool.
ELENIN: How could you do this to me, my brother?!!
What about our fight against your evil brother EU and the forces of V3??!!
The entire Blog section of Chess.com is gone! Is this due to V3??
Sort:
ENKI: You stupid human…
Did you really think
that I would actually
hand over my armies
to YOU!!!
Mu Ha Ha!
Elenin is then horrified…
as she begins to watch
as Enki
...begins to shapeshift!!!!!
to Eu!!!!!!
You FOOL…
I
AM
EU!!!
Then suddenly…
Eu begins to shapeshift into
yet
something else…
AS ELENIN BEGINS TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE
AND TREMBLE FOR HER VERY LIFE!!!!!
I AM ALSO THE HUMAN
YOU CALL
ERIK!!!!!
(Elenin then passes out and falls to the floor!)
AND IN THE INTEREST OF CHESS.COM…
AND THE SAFETY OF
THIS FORUM WILL BE DELETED.
YOUR V2 REVOLUTION
IS OFFICIALLY OVER!!!!
AT THIS POINT...
THE TRANSMISSION WAS THEN LOST...
FOREVER AND EVER.
[COMMENT DELETED BY STUPID HUMAN]
I never saw that coming! Erik is Eew, I mean Eu? 
*Kicks self for not placing that bet.*
May it forever wave! (Unless we can get V1 back.) 
Aug 18, 2014
0
#1213
That V2 flag was really old-fashioned, now I know why most people fell for the "V3 Spell" 
Aug 18, 2014
0
#1214
Panda, still under control of the FBI gets sick in his jail:
I think, that this is over.
Aug 18, 2014
0
#1216
Man in the T-Shirt: Boss... the Panda is barely breathing
FBI Boss: what????? we can't kill a Panda! Do you know how much are we going to get fined? I'll get all of you fired if somebody manages to discover this!!!!
Aug 18, 2014
0
#1217
A bit later in the FBI Boss office:
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FBI Boss: Yes!
Voice in the speaker: Hi, we are calling from the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service (APHIS), to inform you of a routinary inspection of your installations. We are going to arrive there in 2 hours, is that fine to you?
FBI Boss: NO! I mean, sure... there's no problem, we will be waiting for you.
***End of telephone call***
Aug 18, 2014
0
#1218
FBI Boss: Hey Skippy, how is the Panda?
Skippy: mmm... it doesn't look that good...
FBI Boss: Which was the problem?
Skippy: He refused to eat, we have been giving him MacDonalds but he wouldn't touch the food, then we tried with something from Burger King, but we were not succesful...
FBI Boss: Are all of you stupid or what???? Don't you know what a Panda should eat??????????
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