no good at what? compassion...caring...kindness...
Chuck Norris.
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LordJones3rd wrote:
meniscus wrote:
I was told that the words "Chuck Norris" are no longer allowed in live chess. I typed the line "Chuck Norris" and it was removed, and the staff said it was disallowed. Why isn't there a Chuck Norris section on the user agreement?
how did you find that out
kohai told me
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
tarikhk wrote:
Bajoran_Moon wrote:
tarikhk wrote:
mwilkin9 wrote:
yeah I always hear "Chuck Norris" In live. I don't get why he's popular, Why don't they spam the name "Bruce Lee"?
cos he's not american
Bruce Lee was born in California.
yeah, but he doesn't look american.
(plus, spent his formative years in China, whatever)
Bruce Lee was born in San Francisco, his parents took him back to Hong Kong as a baby. Before his American citizenship expired he moved back. He is buried in Seattle next to his son Brandon.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not actually doing push-ups, he is pushing the Earth out of the way of a deadly incoming asteroid.
When Einstein discovered his theory of relativity, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard in the face that Einstein actually travelled forward in time, Einstein is now known as Stephen Hawking.
If you say "Chuck Norris" five times in the mirror, Chuck Norris will appear and roundhouse kick you in the face.
Reb wrote:
bigmac30 wrote:
chuck norris is bad at acting and worse at karate
I agree Chuck isnt much of an actor but he was an undefeated champion of Karate in his weight division. Bruce Lee spoke well of his Karate abilities and I trust Bruce's opinions in this area.
Bad at Karate? Thats just mis informed. Chuck Norris once said 'I am to acting what David Carradine is to martial arts.'. How very true, honest too. If you wanna see Chuck at his martial artistic best check out Delta Force 2. When he's sparring with his own troops. Brilliant. Plus the fight scene with Bruce Lee in The Way Of The Dragon is the best screen fight in history, mind you that ones largely due to Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris is really no good.
genius