Easy. If your ratings are above 1000 now: don't play any games.
Help!
well..... umm. all i can say is.. play all unrated games, and just make random comments on forums..i wish you the best of luck :)....
tghis isnt rite i am not a people person but i enjoy chess!!!!!!!!!im sorry and want back on!im a thug....on the real it is whwt it is.i promise to be good
Bullet chess it is then :)
Seriously though, I think you should try and make a secret deal with erik to manipulate your statistics when you don't feel like playing!
Okay, I've made a deal with my parents. The deal is, if I fail to keep my ratings (all 3) above 1000, everyday, I lose my account. So, everyday at 8:00 p.m., my parents go on to make sure all of my ratings are above 1000. If not, I can choose to have a game for 5 minutes to improve my score, OR no more me. Also, every Friday, I have to have gained 50 member points! Help me! Oh, the problem is, I HAVE TO PLAY TEN GAMES A DAY!