club them over the head and drag them by the hair to your chess board.
how to find females to play chess with?
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Create an avatar with a snuggly little bunny image and make your screen colors all pink and rosey. All women will gravitate to it, they can't resist.
rich wrote:
No since some profiles are that bland.
hey... you pokin fun at my pathetic attempt at graphic design???? Like the pawn in the picture, it's a work in progress...a veritable diamond in the rough. 
Oh! Like I have a dog avatar when really I'm a lima bean.
echecs06 wrote:
picture of cake here
well.... you got every fat guys attention
inordr to find female's inchess just ask to play them with chat enabled...duhhhh!
wishiwonthatone wrote:
Oh! Like I have a dog avatar when really I'm a lima bean.
so r u a lima bean or a sausage?
mp4000 wrote:
wishiwonthatone wrote:
Oh! Like I have a dog avatar when really I'm a lima bean.
so r u a lima bean or a sausage?
Yes!
checkmmm8 wrote:
Everyone knows there are no girls on the internet, let alone girls on the internet that play chess on chess.com and would like a game with you.
GL
Yeah, most of the 'girls' are 60-year old hairy men living in their 80-year old mother's basement, with one hand on the mouse and the other hand doing something else.
I had a game in live chess a few weeks ago against (supposedly) a 22-year old Scandinavian model, who, once I had trashed her (him?) and was on the verge of checkmate, offered a draw and fully expected me to accept it on account of her profile picture!
mistercheese wrote:
touché, derek
GorillaCookies: was that mature?
GorillaCookies
International
Member Since: Feb 12, 2011
Last Login: Feb 21, 2011
Profile Views: 65
Points: 13
About Me:
Because of the immaturity of so many on this site. I do not chat, i do not accept friend requests. If you decide to act stupid you will be blocked and reported. I do not condone foul language, and if you decide to act like a big boy and cuss at me you will be reported. If you cheat you will be reported. If you in any way act ignorant, stupid, immature, foul mouthed, or just plain dumb, you will be reported and blocked. I dont so much blame you, as i do the lack of parenting you received growing up.
This GorillaCookies character would be the topic of a Psychology dissertation sooner than later. Nice one, mistercheese.
UbongAkpan wrote:
mistercheese wrote:
touché, derek
GorillaCookies: was that mature?
GorillaCookies
International
Member Since: Feb 12, 2011
Last Login: Feb 21, 2011
Profile Views: 65
Points: 13
About Me:
Because of the immaturity of so many on this site. I do not chat, i do not accept friend requests. If you decide to act stupid you will be blocked and reported. I do not condone foul language, and if you decide to act like a big boy and cuss at me you will be reported. If you cheat you will be reported. If you in any way act ignorant, stupid, immature, foul mouthed, or just plain dumb, you will be reported and blocked. I dont so much blame you, as i do the lack of parenting you received growing up.
This GorillaCookies character would be the topic of a Psychology dissertation sooner than later. Nice one, mistercheese.
Excuse me Mr. Ubong, this is the wrong forum for that. You want to go to: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/game-analysis/can-anyone-interpret-my-mmpi-score-here
This is the forum for creeping women.
Woah, woah, hold up.
I thought this was an all female chess website. It's the only reason I actually joined. What is this I'm learning?
Are you telling me you aren't all girls??
WHAT IS THIS SH*T!?
I'm all girl on the inside... baby
wishiwonthatone wrote:
UbongAkpan wrote:
mistercheese wrote:
touché, derek
GorillaCookies: was that mature?
GorillaCookies
International
Member Since: Feb 12, 2011
Last Login: Feb 21, 2011
Profile Views: 65
Points: 13
About Me:
Because of the immaturity of so many on this site. I do not chat, i do not accept friend requests. If you decide to act stupid you will be blocked and reported. I do not condone foul language, and if you decide to act like a big boy and cuss at me you will be reported. If you cheat you will be reported. If you in any way act ignorant, stupid, immature, foul mouthed, or just plain dumb, you will be reported and blocked. I dont so much blame you, as i do the lack of parenting you received growing up.
This GorillaCookies character would be the topic of a Psychology dissertation sooner than later. Nice one, mistercheese.
Excuse me Mr. Ubong, this is the wrong forum for that. You want to go to: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/game-analysis/can-anyone-interpret-my-mmpi-score-here
This is the forum for creeping women.
Hahahahahaha...I just went there; it's really serious. My goodness...I need another laugh...hahahahaaaaaaa...
Your enjoyment makes me happy. 
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JasonT2 wrote:
It starts with filtering males on chess.com. It ends with a restraining order and six months in the county jail.
Amen brother, Amen
Make female chess club?