Sore loser, funny chat!

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Kingdom_Hearts

Here is the chat from a very sore loser, 

Kingdom_Hearts: not now

DRAW DECLINED: Kingdom_Hearts has declined a draw

Dogthespud: You just gained an extra minute. Not playing on

DRAW DECLINED: Kingdom_Hearts has declined a draw

Dogthespud: Unfair

Kingdom_Hearts: sorry you can continue or something else

DRAW DECLINED: Kingdom_Hearts has declined a draw

Dogthespud: No

Kingdom_Hearts: then your going to lose on time :(

Dogthespud: You have only used 4 secs

Kingdom_Hearts: I know what's the significance of that?

DRAW DECLINED: Kingdom_Hearts has declined a draw

Dogthespud: Cheat

Kingdom_Hearts: no, it's the game setting

Kingdom_Hearts: 5 minutes with a 2 second delay

Talonflame_Fan

Lol Laughing

pikart

the title implies there will be something funny in this thread.  I am incredibly dissapointed

Talonflame_Fan

Yeah it wasn't that funny, the only part I found funny was that he kept on offering draws

Wizard_Chess97

It's especially funny when they cuss out at you a bunch. Once, I played this guy (I think it was 5|0 or 5|3 blitz) and he kept telling me I sucked and calling me an idiot, which intensified when I hung my queen. I had some compensation for it though, and I didn't want to resign and give in to him so I kept playing, and soon he hung his queen, in an even more embarrassing manner that I did. I had been silent up until then, but I couldn't resist saying, "who's the idiot now?" which of course was met by a barrage of swearing. Another guy I played I kept beating him over and over, but he kept saying I sucked and I was just getting lucky. That was really funny. Laughing

Chessislife2013

I wish they archived live game chats as well as online game chats. I have some funny ones under my belt, but they were when posting game chats wasn't popular so I didn't give them a second thought; about like people from the fifties didn't take care of their cars to sell them today, no that they're so popular (fortunately I don't care, I like late 60's and 2010's).

Kingdom_Hearts

Very funny, I just had a guy rematch me and resgin in all 4 of the games we played. Kind of weird and funny btw this guy cussed me out I just removed the posts XD

chesswiz625

***you1111: you're so good at chess

***you1111: you need to not move so fast you jump ****

***you1111 has left the chat.

***you1111 has disconnected. They have 5 minutes to reconnect...

***you1111 has reconnected.

***you1111 has joined the chat.

***you1111: i really don't like you you piece of ****

chesswiz625: If we just go to counseling, I am sure we can work our relationship out.

chesswiz625: :P

**you1111: i want to kill you

chesswiz625: Ouch...

chesswiz625: Perhaps Cod is more your game...

***you1111: nope

***you1111: [derogatory term for homosexual]

chesswiz625: I know you probably won't take this to heart, but for future games, consider 9. d5. Would have been much stronger.

***you1111: i don't care I'm not even trying right now

chesswiz625: Well, if you really want to play chess, you should analyze why you lose one game so you win next time. ;)

***you1111 has left the chat.

***you1111 has disconnected. They have 5 minutes to reconnect...

***you1111 has reconnected.

***you1111 has joined the chat.

***you1111: i dont care

chesswiz625: Alright, if you want to stay in the 1400 rating, I suppose that is your prerogative

***you1111: ya i really don't care half the time i don't focus when I'm playing its just in the bathroom

***you1111: background*

***you1111: i kind of want to r*** your mother

chesswiz625: I sure hope you plan on taking her to dinner first...

***you1111: nope

***you1111: i wanna hang her upside down in the shower

***you1111: and then slit her throat to drain her out

chesswiz625: ...I think she is busy that day...

chesswiz625: And I am pretty sure she is allergic to being exanguinated.
GAME OVER - chesswiz625 vs. ***you1111 - chesswiz625 won on time (+9). Your new standard rating is 1389.

Doggy_Style

chesswiz625: I sure hope you plan on taking her to dinner first...


Excellent! Laughing

MetalRatel
chesswiz625 wrote:

***you1111: you're so good at chess

***you1111: you need to not move so fast you jump ****

***you1111 has left the chat.

***you1111 has disconnected. They have 5 minutes to reconnect...

***you1111 has reconnected.

***you1111 has joined the chat.

***you1111: i really don't like you you piece of ****

chesswiz625: If we just go to counseling, I am sure we can work our relationship out.

chesswiz625: :P

**you1111: i want to kill you

chesswiz625: Ouch...

chesswiz625: Perhaps Cod is more your game...

***you1111: nope

***you1111: [derogatory term for homosexual]

chesswiz625: I know you probably won't take this to heart, but for future games, consider 9. d5. Would have been much stronger.

***you1111: i don't care I'm not even trying right now

chesswiz625: Well, if you really want to play chess, you should analyze why you lose one game so you win next time. ;)

***you1111 has left the chat.

***you1111 has disconnected. They have 5 minutes to reconnect...

***you1111 has reconnected.

***you1111 has joined the chat.

***you1111: i dont care

chesswiz625: Alright, if you want to stay in the 1400 rating, I suppose that is your prerogative

***you1111: ya i really don't care half the time i don't focus when I'm playing its just in the bathroom

***you1111: background*

***you1111: i kind of want to r*** your mother

chesswiz625: I sure hope you plan on taking her to dinner first...

***you1111: nope

***you1111: i wanna hang her upside down in the shower

***you1111: and then slit her throat to drain her out

chesswiz625: ...I think she is busy that day...

chesswiz625: And I am pretty sure she is allergic to being exanguinated.
GAME OVER - chesswiz625 vs. ***you1111 - chesswiz625 won on time (+9). Your new standard rating is 1389.

This is so messed up. You recommend him to play 9.e5 d5?? which loses a piece, when after 9...dxe5 10.Rxe5 Qc7! he is clearly better. Sick, sad world.

chesswiz625
MetalRatel wrote:

This is so messed up. You recommend him to play 9.e5 d5?? which loses a piece, when after 9...dxe5 10.Rxe5 Qc7! he is clearly better. Sick, sad world.

I honestly didn't have time to analyze the position midgame...

MrDamonSmith

Now that one was funny.

ChezBoy

I looked, ---you's account has been closed.

johnyoudell

Not so funny as all that.

It is sad that youngsters behave so poorly. I suppose that adult supervision is even more difficult on the web than elsewhere.  Although I have knocked about the web since its inception and not had to put up with stuff like this.

I play correspondence chess almost exclusively here and have not encountered such behaviour, perhaps it is confined to blitz and bullet.

Anyway props to you, chesswiz, for your wit and tolerance.

If I owned this (excellent) site I think I would be particularly sad to see it so abused.

chesswiz625
johnyoudell wrote:

Not so funny as all that.

It is sad that youngsters behave so poorly. I suppose that adult supervision is even more difficult on the web than elsewhere.  Although I have knocked about the web since its inception and not had to put up with stuff like this.

I play correspondence chess almost exclusively here and have not encountered such behaviour, perhaps it is confined to blitz and bullet.

Anyway props to you, chesswiz, for your wit and tolerance.

If I owned this (excellent) site I think I would be particularly sad to see it so abused.

Your agitation is understandable, but, as you already observed, it is impossible to police everyone. The internet is just too big. People often behave differently on the internet than they do in real life because of the anonymity aspect. I suppose you could say that once you remove the risk of accountability, people choose to act however they see fit. Some of us continue to behave civilized because we hold ourselves to a higher moral standard, but others do not have these ideals. As long as there are no consequences, this will be a perpetual part of the internet, regardless of where you go. That is just the sad truth.

MetalRatel
chesswiz625 wrote:
MetalRatel wrote:

This is so messed up. You recommend him to play 9.e5 d5?? which loses a piece, when after 9...dxe5 10.Rxe5 Qc7! he is clearly better. Sick, sad world.

I honestly didn't have time to analyze the position midgame...

To be clear, I am joking. As well as you deflected it with humor, such abuse is unsettling.

MJH25
chesswiz625 wrote:
johnyoudell wrote:

Not so funny as all that.

It is sad that youngsters behave so poorly. I suppose that adult supervision is even more difficult on the web than elsewhere.  Although I have knocked about the web since its inception and not had to put up with stuff like this.

I play correspondence chess almost exclusively here and have not encountered such behaviour, perhaps it is confined to blitz and bullet.

Anyway props to you, chesswiz, for your wit and tolerance.

If I owned this (excellent) site I think I would be particularly sad to see it so abused.

Your agitation is understandable, but, as you already observed, it is impossible to police everyone. The internet is just too big. People often behave differently on the internet than they do in real life because of the anonymity aspect. I suppose you could say that once you remove the risk of accountability, people choose to act however they see fit. Some of us continue to behave civilized because we hold ourselves to a higher moral standard, but others do not have these ideals. As long as there are no consequences, this will be a perpetual part of the internet, regardless of where you go. That is just the sad truth.

My generation is going down the tubes, unfortunately, even though I do subscribe to that "higher moral standard" you mention. That type of chatting makes me hang my head in shame for me and my upcoming generation.

shekhar781995

bad time

shekhar781995

cool

shekhar781995

cool