30 Word Story- Expert Advanced (For those who have more than 3 words to say)

 Forum Generalities: No swearing, you must complete all 30 words. Lets show the internet how dedicated chess.com people are. All about unity, peace, and encouragement. Remember have fun. Lets try and catch the 3 word story. We can do it since we are 10x

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November arrived. The world watched the first game of the Anand Carlsen showdown. Jumbo Jack landed at Chennai airport. Jack had plans - devious plans. He had a nuclear bomb.

Twitter has you beat.  Time to find a new topic with which to waste time.  Duh?

Unbeknownst to Jack,  the C.I.A was cognizant of his devious plans and their unparalleled agent was active. With the world watching, Carlsen delivered a brilliant move, but then he grabbed his head....the flashbacks.

Learningthemoves proposed  "The A-B-C-Ya-Later Theory", describing the tendency for the mentioning of alphabet agencies in a forum post to indirectly discourage subsequent posting (thread killer) because of social anxiety in 2013.

In a stunning twist of ironic fate, he immediately refuted his own theory by posting both immediately after one such post and then again in the same thread seconds later.