1. Your smoke detector doubles as your cooking timer.
2. The local stray cats have taken up a permanent residence outside your kitchen window.
3. Your signature dish is called "Mystery Surprise," mainly because no one can identify what's in it.
4. Your spice rack is purely decorative since you have no idea what to do with those exotic flavors.
5. The fire department has you on speed dial and sends a "Good luck!" card every time you attempt to cook a meal.
5 signs you're not a very good cook
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1. Your cooking has been known to induce tears, not from joy, but from sheer desperation.
2. People politely decline your dinner invitations and start suggesting alternative dining options on a different continent.
3. Your kitchen utensils file restraining orders against you.
4. Your cooking experiments have been mistaken for abstract art installations... in the garbage can.
But hey, who needs culinary skills when you can always order takeout and microwave popcorn?
14: if you can't wok, run
16 your dead
erikloser01 wrote:
16 your dead
My grandma was a good cook though 
PPl who eat what U cooked end Up dead on the Floor
17: you think the beef has an argument in the pot
728263926294: you don't cook at all
Turdington loves mouldy food.
19. You mess up on "just add water" directions.
20. Your house gets swatted because the FBI thought you’re trying to poison people with this “food”
Would make a change from Turdington's fetish for potatoes.
I think this is worse
21: you think *that* above is actual *stuff*
22: you don’t like fat zesty penguins
12. Ur food tastes like water