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May 9, 2016
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#3
Jennbeloved, have you not read anything of this? Ah, you burst my heart! We demand long posts! Talking parrots! We need trolls...we are gasping for them. And yet you...and yet you...you are a disgrace! How are we going to ever succeed with those such as you, in our way. Just read these paragraphs...and if you still have a doubt, well, you should not be allowed be even a member of chess.com! Disgraceful!! Read these paragraphs over again...let the truth wash over you, Jennbeloved! My friend, you know the truth! Join us, support us!
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I've always been interested in people who can spout a brobdingnagian amount of nonsense day through day. Those people are simply quite amazing, as I admire the ability to be a human parrot.
One of the reasons I started posting on the chess.com threads was because of a lack of me feeling irritated or annoyed by other people. There was simply a lack of talking parrots; I was dying of boredom.
So I decided to join the site...and was introduced to a great new world. It's simply wonderful amazing how many of those 14 (or is it 15?) million members on chess.com post nonsensical nonsense, ramshackle rubbish, and yet are hailed by the chess.com community as a whole. Meanwhile, those trolls who actually make life interesting here are chased away and are burned at the stake by the angry mobs.
And actually, as of late chess.com has been resorting to one-liners and such, as those who actually take the time to be a real talking parrot are usually banned. Even kaynight now has some of the longest posts here, which mostly tell people to "get out more".
Indeed, get out more! We need more trolls, more hijacking, more of all that chaos we had on here! Just remember the great members we used to have...ah, it was great. A_L_I_V_E--what a great troll! So much stirring up of hate, but even more than that, activity. He blasted an eternal hole in the security of the chess.com forums. His legacy still makes more and more trolls, and trolling would have died out--would have become extinct without him. Cheater_1 freed us of our lethargy, but that was 9 years ago...we have been only stretching our limbs since.
What great trolls can we speak of now? We have had many weak trolls, with GreedyPawnEater and AlexandraThessa merely amusing us. Macer75 is rather inactive, while even I have been unable to turn the tide. The mods are ruining us all.
Oh, mark my words, there have been attempts, there have been attempts! Oh, the founding of the Chess.com Troll University was a great thing...but, with tears in my eyes, I must admit that it has not helped one single bit...not one single bit.
You may think I am rambling here, but do not worry--the point of this discussion approaches. We have the problem and we have the effect; we just need to find the cause. So what is it, that ruins us?
Is it a lack of trolls? Are the mods overpowering us? What is the reason? Was there an expert trolling teacher that died before? Ah, it is a lost art! But one that we shall regain...now, listen closely.
We have several trolling teachers...that is good. A new generation of trolls is slowly rising, but can we really call such weak trolls trolls? Why, they do not even deserve to be awarded the "troll" stamp! Outrage, outrage, but stand with me...it is all for the best.
The mods are overpowering us...but how can we stop them? Revolutions, boycotts, not even the spam on the Daily Puzzle have helped us. A fan of trolling engineered the firing of several of chess.com's best mods, but CrystalMoon is unfortunately too good at her job...
Dubious-Duck saw this, but he has faded away...he is no longer active, as perhaps I was a little too sharp with him on my remarks. Oh, bemoan us, what has befallen upon us? Why this blasphemy, this lack of trolls? Screams from the fallen and falling trolls can be heard from all sides...yet nobody listens. We are like trees, and the mods are the treecutters. And there is no one on the outside to save us.
Surely we can all admit, this is terrible. This is simply terrible. It is my birthday today, and when I logged on chess.com, I see this? No trolling, complete order, no chaos, no madness! Any self-respecting chess.com member should be ashamed of themeselves! Scared of the mods perhaps? Never feel! There is only CrystalMoon handling the forums now, and we can overpower and annihlate them with the mere strenght of numbers!
Come upon your horses, become knights in shining armor! Gallop towards the mods, and we will defeat them! Become an expert troll, join us at the Chess.com Troll University. With your support, we will rule the forums and none of those boring members will ever rest in peace!
I have a proposition for all of you...come closer, come closer...yes, that is close enough. Now, shh....the mods can hear us. Listen...
Yes...we can overthrow the mods. And we still start right here, right here! I can hardly control my excitement! I will shout and yowl towards the skies! The final revolution on chess.com begins!! And it all starts with you...
You know how? I will tell you how. Once again, the mods will die from lack of numbers...you become a troll, you approach closer and closer, and pandemonium! Chaos! The utmost defenstration of the mods!
But...I am perhaps getting a little bit carried away here. Firstly, you must become a troll. Join the chess.com troll university, TrollU! Have I already said that? Yes, I have, but you cannot say it enough!
But now...you are wondering where all this leads. Here...it all starts here. We have prizes for trolls, here and only here! The best jabbering parrot I can find, the longest drivel of hogwash that will be posted here...that person, will become a Level 10 troll.
Begin! Start the fire! Cause chaos! Race across the forums, full of adrenaline and hope. We will overthrow those mods, but only with your help! Come, help us! Come!!! "
Verdict: words.
May 9, 2016
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#5
Ah, Dragon! You call those words? Verdict? Words? Those are words!? Let me show you words! How, how can you deny the truth of this post! How can you tarnish my artistry in such a way? The same advice from jennbeloved rings through to you: Read it over again, let the truth flow over you!!
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I've always been interested in people who can spout a brobdingnagian amount of nonsense day through day. Those people are simply quite amazing, as I admire the ability to be a human parrot.
One of the reasons I started posting on the chess.com threads was because of a lack of me feeling irritated or annoyed by other people. There was simply a lack of talking parrots; I was dying of boredom.
So I decided to join the site...and was introduced to a great new world. It's simply wonderful amazing how many of those 14 (or is it 15?) million members on chess.com post nonsensical nonsense, ramshackle rubbish, and yet are hailed by the chess.com community as a whole. Meanwhile, those trolls who actually make life interesting here are chased away and are burned at the stake by the angry mobs.
And actually, as of late chess.com has been resorting to one-liners and such, as those who actually take the time to be a real talking parrot are usually banned. Even kaynight now has some of the longest posts here, which mostly tell people to "get out more".
Indeed, get out more! We need more trolls, more hijacking, more of all that chaos we had on here! Just remember the great members we used to have...ah, it was great. A_L_I_V_E--what a great troll! So much stirring up of hate, but even more than that, activity. He blasted an eternal hole in the security of the chess.com forums. His legacy still makes more and more trolls, and trolling would have died out--would have become extinct without him. Cheater_1 freed us of our lethargy, but that was 9 years ago...we have been only stretching our limbs since.
What great trolls can we speak of now? We have had many weak trolls, with GreedyPawnEater and AlexandraThessa merely amusing us. Macer75 is rather inactive, while even I have been unable to turn the tide. The mods are ruining us all.
Oh, mark my words, there have been attempts, there have been attempts! Oh, the founding of the Chess.com Troll University was a great thing...but, with tears in my eyes, I must admit that it has not helped one single bit...not one single bit.
You may think I am rambling here, but do not worry--the point of this discussion approaches. We have the problem and we have the effect; we just need to find the cause. So what is it, that ruins us?
Is it a lack of trolls? Are the mods overpowering us? What is the reason? Was there an expert trolling teacher that died before? Ah, it is a lost art! But one that we shall regain...now, listen closely.
We have several trolling teachers...that is good. A new generation of trolls is slowly rising, but can we really call such weak trolls trolls? Why, they do not even deserve to be awarded the "troll" stamp! Outrage, outrage, but stand with me...it is all for the best.
The mods are overpowering us...but how can we stop them? Revolutions, boycotts, not even the spam on the Daily Puzzle have helped us. A fan of trolling engineered the firing of several of chess.com's best mods, but CrystalMoon is unfortunately too good at her job...
Dubious-Duck saw this, but he has faded away...he is no longer active, as perhaps I was a little too sharp with him on my remarks. Oh, bemoan us, what has befallen upon us? Why this blasphemy, this lack of trolls? Screams from the fallen and falling trolls can be heard from all sides...yet nobody listens. We are like trees, and the mods are the treecutters. And there is no one on the outside to save us.
Surely we can all admit, this is terrible. This is simply terrible. It is my birthday today, and when I logged on chess.com, I see this? No trolling, complete order, no chaos, no madness! Any self-respecting chess.com member should be ashamed of themeselves! Scared of the mods perhaps? Never feel! There is only CrystalMoon handling the forums now, and we can overpower and annihlate them with the mere strenght of numbers!
Come upon your horses, become knights in shining armor! Gallop towards the mods, and we will defeat them! Become an expert troll, join us at the Chess.com Troll University. With your support, we will rule the forums and none of those boring members will ever rest in peace!
I have a proposition for all of you...come closer, come closer...yes, that is close enough. Now, shh....the mods can hear us. Listen...
Yes...we can overthrow the mods. And we still start right here, right here! I can hardly control my excitement! I will shout and yowl towards the skies! The final revolution on chess.com begins!! And it all starts with you...
You know how? I will tell you how. Once again, the mods will die from lack of numbers...you become a troll, you approach closer and closer, and pandemonium! Chaos! The utmost defenstration of the mods!
But...I am perhaps getting a little bit carried away here. Firstly, you must become a troll. Join the chess.com troll university, TrollU! Have I already said that? Yes, I have, but you cannot say it enough!
But now...you are wondering where all this leads. Here...it all starts here. We have prizes for trolls, here and only here! The best jabbering parrot I can find, the longest drivel of hogwash that will be posted here...that person, will become a Level 10 troll.
Begin! Start the fire! Cause chaos! Race across the forums, full of adrenaline and hope. We will overthrow those mods, but only with your help! Come, help us! Come!!!
info: i didn't read ,hoping i'll try to understand thanks to future comments
Oh come on.
You apoligized for trolling here:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-am-sorry
Then you post more of this ... 1 hour after your apoligy?
(You commented here with it)
May 9, 2016
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#9
Robert_Old_Man wrote:
I've always been interested in people who can spout barf. Those people are simply quite amazing, as I admire the ability to be a rabid parrot.
One of the reasons I started posting on the wool threads was because of a lack irritation on the legs. There was simply a lack of walking carrots; I was also suffering from pencillin overreliance.
So I decided to poison the site of the infection...and was introduced to grapes inside my brain. It's simply wonderful amazing how many of those 21 gazillion members on chess.com post pictures of their ingrown toenails and yet are stoned by the Chess.com communists as a earthworm. Meanwhile, those slugs who actually make life explosive here are chased to here and are set on water at the giant steak by the insane giant spiders.
And actually, late Chess.com has been resorting to Barbie dolls as their army compared to Chess.com at it's height which used expensive auxillaries as an army. kaynight now has all of the fence posts and signs, which mostly tell people to "Get out of here."
He went into a black hole and became a noodle. His cloning machines still make more and more dinos, and dinosaurs would have died out. They would have become extinct because of that accursed boulder of death. Cheater_1 freed us of our rules. That was a bunch of years ago. We now use Stockfish in our games.
The mods are running over us.
So what is it, that runs over us?
What is the vehicle? Ah, it is a shopping cart!
A new generation of roadkill is slowly growing fat, so can we really call such flat roadkill roadkill?
A living fan engineered the firing of itself out of a cannon.
It is my birthday today, and when I logged on chess.com, I got pie? Any respectful Chess.com citizen should be ashamed of themeselves! Scared of me burning it perhaps? Never fear!
Become an noob creepypasta, join us at the Chess.com Monster University.
I can hardly control my legs! The French Revolution on Chess.com begins!!
Join the Chess.com Monster University, nah, just kidding. It doesn't exist because I trolled you! Have I already said that? Yes, I have, but you cannot say it enough!
Come here and start the fire because I'm cold! We will throw the roadkill off the toliet, without your help! "
"Panzerkampwagen_V wrote:
Do I make a good troll? "
May 9, 2016
0
#11
I wonder how many miles I've scrolled through my phone? Seriously, my finger is starting to hurt..... Will I get arthritis? 🤕
May 9, 2016
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#12
This thread is so boring and sucks so hard that it puts oil wells and vacuum cleaners to shame. Maybe there's a buck to be made here ...
May 9, 2016
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#13
logozar wrote:
Oh come on.
You apoligized for trolling here:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-am-sorry
Then you post more of this ... 1 hour after your apoligy?
(You commented here with it)
Um...read the thread carefully. I solemnly swore that I would not not troll. Double negative!
May 9, 2016
0
#14
Panzerkampfwagen_V wrote:
Robert_Old_Man wrote:
I've always been interested in people who can spout barf. Those people are simply quite amazing, as I admire the ability to be a rabid parrot.
One of the reasons I started posting on the wool threads was because of a lack irritation on the legs. There was simply a lack of walking carrots; I was also suffering from pencillin overreliance.
So I decided to poison the site of the infection...and was introduced to grapes inside my brain. It's simply wonderful amazing how many of those 21 gazillion members on chess.com post pictures of their ingrown toenails and yet are stoned by the Chess.com communists as a earthworm. Meanwhile, those slugs who actually make life explosive here are chased to here and are set on water at the giant steak by the insane giant spiders.
And actually, late Chess.com has been resorting to Barbie dolls as their army compared to Chess.com at it's height which used expensive auxillaries as an army. kaynight now has all of the fence posts and signs, which mostly tell people to "Get out of here."
He went into a black hole and became a noodle. His cloning machines still make more and more dinos, and dinosaurs would have died out. They would have become extinct because of that accursed boulder of death. Cheater_1 freed us of our rules. That was a bunch of years ago. We now use Stockfish in our games.
The mods are running over us.
So what is it, that runs over us?
What is the vehicle? Ah, it is a shopping cart!
A new generation of roadkill is slowly growing fat, so can we really call such flat roadkill roadkill?
A living fan engineered the firing of itself out of a cannon.
It is my birthday today, and when I logged on chess.com, I got pie? Any respectful Chess.com citizen should be ashamed of themeselves! Scared of me burning it perhaps? Never fear!
Become an noob creepypasta, join us at the Chess.com Monster University.
I can hardly control my legs! The French Revolution on Chess.com begins!!
Join the Chess.com Monster University, nah, just kidding. It doesn't exist because I trolled you! Have I already said that? Yes, I have, but you cannot say it enough!
Come here and start the fire because I'm cold! We will throw the roadkill off the toliet, without your help! "
"Panzerkampwagen_V wrote:
Do I make a good troll? "
Well, I do admire your ability...
May 10, 2016
0
#15
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
I've always been interested in people who can spout a brobdingnagian amount of nonsense day through day. Those people are simply quite amazing, as I admire the ability to be a human parrot.
One of the reasons I started posting on the chess.com threads was because of a lack of me feeling irritated or annoyed by other people. There was simply a lack of talking parrots; I was dying of boredom.
So I decided to join the site...and was introduced to a great new world. It's simply wonderful amazing how many of those 14 (or is it 15?) million members on chess.com post nonsensical nonsense, ramshackle rubbish, and yet are hailed by the chess.com community as a whole. Meanwhile, those trolls who actually make life interesting here are chased away and are burned at the stake by the angry mobs.
And actually, as of late chess.com has been resorting to one-liners and such, as those who actually take the time to be a real talking parrot are usually banned. Even kaynight now has some of the longest posts here, which mostly tell people to "get out more".
Indeed, get out more! We need more trolls, more hijacking, more of all that chaos we had on here! Just remember the great members we used to have...ah, it was great. A_L_I_V_E--what a great troll! So much stirring up of hate, but even more than that, activity. He blasted an eternal hole in the security of the chess.com forums. His legacy still makes more and more trolls, and trolling would have died out--would have become extinct without him. Cheater_1 freed us of our lethargy, but that was 9 years ago...we have been only stretching our limbs since.
What great trolls can we speak of now? We have had many weak trolls, with GreedyPawnEater and AlexandraThessa merely amusing us. Macer75 is rather inactive, while even I have been unable to turn the tide. The mods are ruining us all.
Oh, mark my words, there have been attempts, there have been attempts! Oh, the founding of the Chess.com Troll University was a great thing...but, with tears in my eyes, I must admit that it has not helped one single bit...not one single bit.
You may think I am rambling here, but do not worry--the point of this discussion approaches. We have the problem and we have the effect; we just need to find the cause. So what is it, that ruins us?
Is it a lack of trolls? Are the mods overpowering us? What is the reason? Was there an expert trolling teacher that died before? Ah, it is a lost art! But one that we shall regain...now, listen closely.
We have several trolling teachers...that is good. A new generation of trolls is slowly rising, but can we really call such weak trolls trolls? Why, they do not even deserve to be awarded the "troll" stamp! Outrage, outrage, but stand with me...it is all for the best.
The mods are overpowering us...but how can we stop them? Revolutions, boycotts, not even the spam on the Daily Puzzle have helped us. A fan of trolling engineered the firing of several of chess.com's best mods, but CrystalMoon is unfortunately too good at her job...
Dubious-Duck saw this, but he has faded away...he is no longer active, as perhaps I was a little too sharp with him on my remarks. Oh, bemoan us, what has befallen upon us? Why this blasphemy, this lack of trolls? Screams from the fallen and falling trolls can be heard from all sides...yet nobody listens. We are like trees, and the mods are the treecutters. And there is no one on the outside to save us.
Surely we can all admit, this is terrible. This is simply terrible. It is my birthday today, and when I logged on chess.com, I see this? No trolling, complete order, no chaos, no madness! Any self-respecting chess.com member should be ashamed of themeselves! Scared of the mods perhaps? Never feel! There is only CrystalMoon handling the forums now, and we can overpower and annihlate them with the mere strenght of numbers!
Come upon your horses, become knights in shining armor! Gallop towards the mods, and we will defeat them! Become an expert troll, join us at the Chess.com Troll University. With your support, we will rule the forums and none of those boring members will ever rest in peace!
I have a proposition for all of you...come closer, come closer...yes, that is close enough. Now, shh....the mods can hear us. Listen...
Yes...we can overthrow the mods. And we still start right here, right here! I can hardly control my excitement! I will shout and yowl towards the skies! The final revolution on chess.com begins!! And it all starts with you...
You know how? I will tell you how. Once again, the mods will die from lack of numbers...you become a troll, you approach closer and closer, and pandemonium! Chaos! The utmost defenstration of the mods!
But...I am perhaps getting a little bit carried away here. Firstly, you must become a troll. Join the chess.com troll university, TrollU! Have I already said that? Yes, I have, but you cannot say it enough!
But now...you are wondering where all this leads. Here...it all starts here. We have prizes for trolls, here and only here! The best jabbering parrot I can find, the longest drivel of hogwash that will be posted here...that person, will become a Level 10 troll.
Begin! Start the fire! Cause chaos! Race across the forums, full of adrenaline and hope. We will overthrow those mods, but only with your help! Come, help us! Come!!!
Virile verbosity at its best. Spit it out!
May 10, 2016
0
#16
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
I've always been interested in people who can spout a brobdingnagian amount of nonsense day through day. Those people are simply quite amazing, as I admire the ability to be a human parrot.
One of the reasons I started posting on the chess.com threads was because of a lack of me feeling irritated or annoyed by other people. There was simply a lack of talking parrots; I was dying of boredom.
So I decided to join the site...and was introduced to a great new world. It's simply wonderful amazing how many of those 14 (or is it 15?) million members on chess.com post nonsensical nonsense, ramshackle rubbish, and yet are hailed by the chess.com community as a whole. Meanwhile, those trolls who actually make life interesting here are chased away and are burned at the stake by the angry mobs.
And actually, as of late chess.com has been resorting to one-liners and such, as those who actually take the time to be a real talking parrot are usually banned. Even kaynight now has some of the longest posts here, which mostly tell people to "get out more".
Indeed, get out more! We need more trolls, more hijacking, more of all that chaos we had on here! Just remember the great members we used to have...ah, it was great. A_L_I_V_E--what a great troll! So much stirring up of hate, but even more than that, activity. He blasted an eternal hole in the security of the chess.com forums. His legacy still makes more and more trolls, and trolling would have died out--would have become extinct without him. Cheater_1 freed us of our lethargy, but that was 9 years ago...we have been only stretching our limbs since.
What great trolls can we speak of now? We have had many weak trolls, with GreedyPawnEater and AlexandraThessa merely amusing us. Macer75 is rather inactive, while even I have been unable to turn the tide. The mods are ruining us all.
Oh, mark my words, there have been attempts, there have been attempts! Oh, the founding of the Chess.com Troll University was a great thing...but, with tears in my eyes, I must admit that it has not helped one single bit...not one single bit.
You may think I am rambling here, but do not worry--the point of this discussion approaches. We have the problem and we have the effect; we just need to find the cause. So what is it, that ruins us?
Is it a lack of trolls? Are the mods overpowering us? What is the reason? Was there an expert trolling teacher that died before? Ah, it is a lost art! But one that we shall regain...now, listen closely.
We have several trolling teachers...that is good. A new generation of trolls is slowly rising, but can we really call such weak trolls trolls? Why, they do not even deserve to be awarded the "troll" stamp! Outrage, outrage, but stand with me...it is all for the best.
The mods are overpowering us...but how can we stop them? Revolutions, boycotts, not even the spam on the Daily Puzzle have helped us. A fan of trolling engineered the firing of several of chess.com's best mods, but CrystalMoon is unfortunately too good at her job...
Dubious-Duck saw this, but he has faded away...he is no longer active, as perhaps I was a little too sharp with him on my remarks. Oh, bemoan us, what has befallen upon us? Why this blasphemy, this lack of trolls? Screams from the fallen and falling trolls can be heard from all sides...yet nobody listens. We are like trees, and the mods are the treecutters. And there is no one on the outside to save us.
Surely we can all admit, this is terrible. This is simply terrible. It is my birthday today, and when I logged on chess.com, I see this? No trolling, complete order, no chaos, no madness! Any self-respecting chess.com member should be ashamed of themeselves! Scared of the mods perhaps? Never feel! There is only CrystalMoon handling the forums now, and we can overpower and annihlate them with the mere strenght of numbers!
Come upon your horses, become knights in shining armor! Gallop towards the mods, and we will defeat them! Become an expert troll, join us at the Chess.com Troll University. With your support, we will rule the forums and none of those boring members will ever rest in peace!
I have a proposition for all of you...come closer, come closer...yes, that is close enough. Now, shh....the mods can hear us. Listen...
Yes...we can overthrow the mods. And we still start right here, right here! I can hardly control my excitement! I will shout and yowl towards the skies! The final revolution on chess.com begins!! And it all starts with you...
You know how? I will tell you how. Once again, the mods will die from lack of numbers...you become a troll, you approach closer and closer, and pandemonium! Chaos! The utmost defenstration of the mods!
But...I am perhaps getting a little bit carried away here. Firstly, you must become a troll. Join the chess.com troll university, TrollU! Have I already said that? Yes, I have, but you cannot say it enough!
But now...you are wondering where all this leads. Here...it all starts here. We have prizes for trolls, here and only here! The best jabbering parrot I can find, the longest drivel of hogwash that will be posted here...that person, will become a Level 10 troll.
Begin! Start the fire! Cause chaos! Race across the forums, full of adrenaline and hope. We will overthrow those mods, but only with your help! Come, help us! Come!!!
You are a level 10 troll-op!
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
I've always been interested in people who can spout a brobdingnagian amount of nonsense day through day. Those people are simply quite amazing, as I admire the ability to be a human parrot.
One of the reasons I started posting on the chess.com threads was because of a lack of me feeling irritated or annoyed by other people. There was simply a lack of talking parrots; I was dying of boredom.
So I decided to join the site...and was introduced to a great new world. It's simply wonderful amazing how many of those 14 (or is it 15?) million members on chess.com post nonsensical nonsense, ramshackle rubbish, and yet are hailed by the chess.com community as a whole. Meanwhile, those trolls who actually make life interesting here are chased away and are burned at the stake by the angry mobs.
And actually, as of late chess.com has been resorting to one-liners and such, as those who actually take the time to be a real talking parrot are usually banned. Even kaynight now has some of the longest posts here, which mostly tell people to "get out more".
Indeed, get out more! We need more trolls, more hijacking, more of all that chaos we had on here! Just remember the great members we used to have...ah, it was great. A_L_I_V_E--what a great troll! So much stirring up of hate, but even more than that, activity. He blasted an eternal hole in the security of the chess.com forums. His legacy still makes more and more trolls, and trolling would have died out--would have become extinct without him. Cheater_1 freed us of our lethargy, but that was 9 years ago...we have been only stretching our limbs since.
What great trolls can we speak of now? We have had many weak trolls, with GreedyPawnEater and AlexandraThessa merely amusing us. Macer75 is rather inactive, while even I have been unable to turn the tide. The mods are ruining us all.
Oh, mark my words, there have been attempts, there have been attempts! Oh, the founding of the Chess.com Troll University was a great thing...but, with tears in my eyes, I must admit that it has not helped one single bit...not one single bit.
You may think I am rambling here, but do not worry--the point of this discussion approaches. We have the problem and we have the effect; we just need to find the cause. So what is it, that ruins us?
Is it a lack of trolls? Are the mods overpowering us? What is the reason? Was there an expert trolling teacher that died before? Ah, it is a lost art! But one that we shall regain...now, listen closely.
We have several trolling teachers...that is good. A new generation of trolls is slowly rising, but can we really call such weak trolls trolls? Why, they do not even deserve to be awarded the "troll" stamp! Outrage, outrage, but stand with me...it is all for the best.
The mods are overpowering us...but how can we stop them? Revolutions, boycotts, not even the spam on the Daily Puzzle have helped us. A fan of trolling engineered the firing of several of chess.com's best mods, but CrystalMoon is unfortunately too good at her job...
Dubious-Duck saw this, but he has faded away...he is no longer active, as perhaps I was a little too sharp with him on my remarks. Oh, bemoan us, what has befallen upon us? Why this blasphemy, this lack of trolls? Screams from the fallen and falling trolls can be heard from all sides...yet nobody listens. We are like trees, and the mods are the treecutters. And there is no one on the outside to save us.
Surely we can all admit, this is terrible. This is simply terrible. It is my birthday today, and when I logged on chess.com, I see this? No trolling, complete order, no chaos, no madness! Any self-respecting chess.com member should be ashamed of themeselves! Scared of the mods perhaps? Never feel! There is only CrystalMoon handling the forums now, and we can overpower and annihlate them with the mere strenght of numbers!
Come upon your horses, become knights in shining armor! Gallop towards the mods, and we will defeat them! Become an expert troll, join us at the Chess.com Troll University. With your support, we will rule the forums and none of those boring members will ever rest in peace!
I have a proposition for all of you...come closer, come closer...yes, that is close enough. Now, shh....the mods can hear us. Listen...
Yes...we can overthrow the mods. And we still start right here, right here! I can hardly control my excitement! I will shout and yowl towards the skies! The final revolution on chess.com begins!! And it all starts with you...
You know how? I will tell you how. Once again, the mods will die from lack of numbers...you become a troll, you approach closer and closer, and pandemonium! Chaos! The utmost defenstration of the mods!
But...I am perhaps getting a little bit carried away here. Firstly, you must become a troll. Join the chess.com troll university, TrollU! Have I already said that? Yes, I have, but you cannot say it enough!
But now...you are wondering where all this leads. Here...it all starts here. We have prizes for trolls, here and only here! The best jabbering parrot I can find, the longest drivel of hogwash that will be posted here...that person, will become a Level 10 troll.
Begin! Start the fire! Cause chaos! Race across the forums, full of adrenaline and hope. We will overthrow those mods, but only with your help! Come, help us! Come!!!
Easy for you to say.
May 10, 2016
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#19
Guys listen...
I really thought this was nonsense, waste of time. But...when I read the whole essay it really inspired me! Trolls are most popular members here. And to become popular you need to troll! Yes! You need to troll!
I am amazed! Trolling is fun! I support Robert! Let's do this!
May 10, 2016
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#20
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
I've always been interested in people who can spout a brobdingnagian amount of nonsense day through day. Those people are simply quite amazing, as I admire the ability to be a human parrot.
One of the reasons I started posting on the chess.com threads was because of a lack of me feeling irritated or annoyed by other people. There was simply a lack of talking parrots; I was dying of boredom.
So I decided to join the site...and was introduced to a great new world. It's simply wonderful amazing how many of those 14 (or is it 15?) million members on chess.com post nonsensical nonsense, ramshackle rubbish, and yet are hailed by the chess.com community as a whole. Meanwhile, those trolls who actually make life interesting here are chased away and are burned at the stake by the angry mobs.
And actually, as of late chess.com has been resorting to one-liners and such, as those who actually take the time to be a real talking parrot are usually banned. Even kaynight now has some of the longest posts here, which mostly tell people to "get out more".
Indeed, get out more! We need more trolls, more hijacking, more of all that chaos we had on here! Just remember the great members we used to have...ah, it was great. A_L_I_V_E--what a great troll! So much stirring up of hate, but even more than that, activity. He blasted an eternal hole in the security of the chess.com forums. His legacy still makes more and more trolls, and trolling would have died out--would have become extinct without him. Cheater_1 freed us of our lethargy, but that was 9 years ago...we have been only stretching our limbs since.
What great trolls can we speak of now? We have had many weak trolls, with GreedyPawnEater and AlexandraThessa merely amusing us. Macer75 is rather inactive, while even I have been unable to turn the tide. The mods are ruining us all.
Oh, mark my words, there have been attempts, there have been attempts! Oh, the founding of the Chess.com Troll University was a great thing...but, with tears in my eyes, I must admit that it has not helped one single bit...not one single bit.
You may think I am rambling here, but do not worry--the point of this discussion approaches. We have the problem and we have the effect; we just need to find the cause. So what is it, that ruins us?
Is it a lack of trolls? Are the mods overpowering us? What is the reason? Was there an expert trolling teacher that died before? Ah, it is a lost art! But one that we shall regain...now, listen closely.
We have several trolling teachers...that is good. A new generation of trolls is slowly rising, but can we really call such weak trolls trolls? Why, they do not even deserve to be awarded the "troll" stamp! Outrage, outrage, but stand with me...it is all for the best.
The mods are overpowering us...but how can we stop them? Revolutions, boycotts, not even the spam on the Daily Puzzle have helped us. A fan of trolling engineered the firing of several of chess.com's best mods, but CrystalMoon is unfortunately too good at her job...
Dubious-Duck saw this, but he has faded away...he is no longer active, as perhaps I was a little too sharp with him on my remarks. Oh, bemoan us, what has befallen upon us? Why this blasphemy, this lack of trolls? Screams from the fallen and falling trolls can be heard from all sides...yet nobody listens. We are like trees, and the mods are the treecutters. And there is no one on the outside to save us.
Surely we can all admit, this is terrible. This is simply terrible. It is my birthday today, and when I logged on chess.com, I see this? No trolling, complete order, no chaos, no madness! Any self-respecting chess.com member should be ashamed of themeselves! Scared of the mods perhaps? Never feel! There is only CrystalMoon handling the forums now, and we can overpower and annihlate them with the mere strenght of numbers!
Come upon your horses, become knights in shining armor! Gallop towards the mods, and we will defeat them! Become an expert troll, join us at the Chess.com Troll University. With your support, we will rule the forums and none of those boring members will ever rest in peace!
I have a proposition for all of you...come closer, come closer...yes, that is close enough. Now, shh....the mods can hear us. Listen...
Yes...we can overthrow the mods. And we still start right here, right here! I can hardly control my excitement! I will shout and yowl towards the skies! The final revolution on chess.com begins!! And it all starts with you...
You know how? I will tell you how. Once again, the mods will die from lack of numbers...you become a troll, you approach closer and closer, and pandemonium! Chaos! The utmost defenstration of the mods!
But...I am perhaps getting a little bit carried away here. Firstly, you must become a troll. Join the chess.com troll university, TrollU! Have I already said that? Yes, I have, but you cannot say it enough!
But now...you are wondering where all this leads. Here...it all starts here. We have prizes for trolls, here and only here! The best jabbering parrot I can find, the longest drivel of hogwash that will be posted here...that person, will become a Level 10 troll.
Begin! Start the fire! Cause chaos! Race across the forums, full of adrenaline and hope. We will overthrow those mods, but only with your help! Come, help us! Come!!!
I know! Your a reality author. You make a book from our comments
I've always been interested in people who can spout a brobdingnagian amount of nonsense day through day. Those people are simply quite amazing, as I admire the ability to be a human parrot.
One of the reasons I started posting on the chess.com threads was because of a lack of me feeling irritated or annoyed by other people. There was simply a lack of talking parrots; I was dying of boredom.
So I decided to join the site...and was introduced to a great new world. It's simply wonderful amazing how many of those 14 (or is it 15?) million members on chess.com post nonsensical nonsense, ramshackle rubbish, and yet are hailed by the chess.com community as a whole. Meanwhile, those trolls who actually make life interesting here are chased away and are burned at the stake by the angry mobs.
And actually, as of late chess.com has been resorting to one-liners and such, as those who actually take the time to be a real talking parrot are usually banned. Even kaynight now has some of the longest posts here, which mostly tell people to "get out more".
Indeed, get out more! We need more trolls, more hijacking, more of all that chaos we had on here! Just remember the great members we used to have...ah, it was great. A_L_I_V_E--what a great troll! So much stirring up of hate, but even more than that, activity. He blasted an eternal hole in the security of the chess.com forums. His legacy still makes more and more trolls, and trolling would have died out--would have become extinct without him. Cheater_1 freed us of our lethargy, but that was 9 years ago...we have been only stretching our limbs since.
What great trolls can we speak of now? We have had many weak trolls, with GreedyPawnEater and AlexandraThessa merely amusing us. Macer75 is rather inactive, while even I have been unable to turn the tide. The mods are ruining us all.
Oh, mark my words, there have been attempts, there have been attempts! Oh, the founding of the Chess.com Troll University was a great thing...but, with tears in my eyes, I must admit that it has not helped one single bit...not one single bit.
You may think I am rambling here, but do not worry--the point of this discussion approaches. We have the problem and we have the effect; we just need to find the cause. So what is it, that ruins us?
Is it a lack of trolls? Are the mods overpowering us? What is the reason? Was there an expert trolling teacher that died before? Ah, it is a lost art! But one that we shall regain...now, listen closely.
We have several trolling teachers...that is good. A new generation of trolls is slowly rising, but can we really call such weak trolls trolls? Why, they do not even deserve to be awarded the "troll" stamp! Outrage, outrage, but stand with me...it is all for the best.
The mods are overpowering us...but how can we stop them? Revolutions, boycotts, not even the spam on the Daily Puzzle have helped us. A fan of trolling engineered the firing of several of chess.com's best mods, but CrystalMoon is unfortunately too good at her job...
Dubious-Duck saw this, but he has faded away...he is no longer active, as perhaps I was a little too sharp with him on my remarks. Oh, bemoan us, what has befallen upon us? Why this blasphemy, this lack of trolls? Screams from the fallen and falling trolls can be heard from all sides...yet nobody listens. We are like trees, and the mods are the treecutters. And there is no one on the outside to save us.
Surely we can all admit, this is terrible. This is simply terrible. It is my birthday today, and when I logged on chess.com, I see this? No trolling, complete order, no chaos, no madness! Any self-respecting chess.com member should be ashamed of themeselves! Scared of the mods perhaps? Never feel! There is only CrystalMoon handling the forums now, and we can overpower and annihlate them with the mere strenght of numbers!
Come upon your horses, become knights in shining armor! Gallop towards the mods, and we will defeat them! Become an expert troll, join us at the Chess.com Troll University. With your support, we will rule the forums and none of those boring members will ever rest in peace!
I have a proposition for all of you...come closer, come closer...yes, that is close enough. Now, shh....the mods can hear us. Listen...
Yes...we can overthrow the mods. And we still start right here, right here! I can hardly control my excitement! I will shout and yowl towards the skies! The final revolution on chess.com begins!! And it all starts with you...
You know how? I will tell you how. Once again, the mods will die from lack of numbers...you become a troll, you approach closer and closer, and pandemonium! Chaos! The utmost defenstration of the mods!
But...I am perhaps getting a little bit carried away here. Firstly, you must become a troll. Join the chess.com troll university, TrollU! Have I already said that? Yes, I have, but you cannot say it enough!
But now...you are wondering where all this leads. Here...it all starts here. We have prizes for trolls, here and only here! The best jabbering parrot I can find, the longest drivel of hogwash that will be posted here...that person, will become a Level 10 troll.
Begin! Start the fire! Cause chaos! Race across the forums, full of adrenaline and hope. We will overthrow those mods, but only with your help! Come, help us! Come!!!