A Modest Proposal

How much memory could chess.com free up for their servers if they got rid off the Off topic forum and booted all of the kids off of the site?

Forums likely have relatively low load. As to booting anyone, no one gives an age when creating an account, so that's not even feasible 

Not feasible for who? The site?

Even if they give an age, there's no way to verify its veracity...

There aren’t any cats using this site.  

That’s true.  But we could make some good guesses.  Take the “SPAM” thread for example.

At least like delete locked thread, and maybe some features that nobody uses

Chess.com has like 500k puzzles

No.  I had a really good day actually.

(Jokes aside) it is interesting the sudden influx of users.  

I’m trying too but it’s so hard…..

He's a hero fr

While he could be earning money with his marketing job that pays him $1M per day, he's fighting for us to get less errors 

For the greater good, sacrifices must be made.