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Robert_New_Alekhine

What mistakes? Can you please show the scorebord that you think is correct?

Robert_New_Alekhine - Atomic_Rift and Harish73.

Marco - Nikprit

Kaynight - gerberk

macer75 - Robert_New_Alekhine

Marco, when does the voting end?

And by the way, I'll be gone starting wendensday (until next tuesday) so I will not have time to do the scoring (most likely). 

Robert_New_Alekhine
By the way, thanks to those who voted for me! I will send trophies ASAP
Nikprit

7 - (deleted by request of the candidate).

12 - kingofshedinjas: one of the most active trolls of chess.com

My name is not on the list, and number 12 is still on the list.

Which is disconcerting to the say least, getting 2 out of 12 names wrong is cause for alarm. (your post 17)

Which means we are facing 16-17% chance of everytime you post a score, it will be incorrect.

Sorry not good enough.

You have proven your lack of worth for a simple job, step away, let someone else do it who is more accurate. And no I do not want the job. 

Kapanova

I didn't realize Robert_New_Alekhine was a troll, but—as my SA boss—I greatly fear his retribution if I don't vote for him! Surprised

So, +1 for Robert (but only under duress Foot in Mouth).

bestpony

RIGGED 

thegreat_patzer

you left ms Sandy and anna, bananna out!

what an incomplete list!

I think you have a gender problem! shouldn't we spend like 40 pages argueing back and forth as to whether a girl can be as of a Troll as a guy!?

... and you know. just sayin' but EVERYONE around here automatically assumes that a Girl troll is a guy.

if they only came in girl Genders- how would they Populate the board like this.

with this stirring peice of logic- can I get in the list!?

MarcoBR444
trysts wrote:

I think you're missing some trolls in your list, MarcoBR444

Of course.

According to my research in the link below, 90% of chess.com active forums users are trolls.

Then, I think the candidate's list should have 10,000 or more names, which is impracticable.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/chess-is-all-about-trolling-your-opponent-my-conclusion-and-i-have-proofs

MarcoBR444
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

 

Marco, when does the voting end?

 

 

The poll does not have a specific date for ending.

We need a good number of votes, I think more than 100 votes to assure a good election.

thegreat_patzer

No!!!!

I'm Exceptionally troll like arent' I?!

pick me, pick me!

ND997

I vote for R_N_A Laughing

Bilbo21

I vote for MarcoBR444

Robert_New_Alekhine
I now have 4 votes! Thank you! Will send trophies as soon as I get home.

Nikprit, the competition has to be monitored by the trollu committee according to trolling laws.
Robert_New_Alekhine

Robert new Alekhine- 4 votes

Marco - 2 votes
Kaynight - 1 vote
Macer75 - 1 vote

Marco, but then you can just end the contest as soon as someone you like is winning!

egoole

Shouldn't the voting be more specific...  I mean we can't just place all the good and bad trolls in one cavern? 

macer75
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

MarcoBR444 - 1

Robert_New_Alekhine - 1

macer75 - 1.

Kaynight - 1.

 

For now, 3 out of the 4 trolls are above Level 10. One troll (MarcoBR444) has not yet graduated from the trolling university and has no title.

 

 

Wait... kaynight graduated from TrollU?

And thanks for your vote btw!

MarcoBR444

updated the first page to include DAILY PUZZLE as a troll.

This is the reason:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/daily-puzzles/2182013---mate-in-2?page=1

Here is the print screen, just in case of changing:

Robert_New_Alekhine

Marco, could you update the description of me to include this please?

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/a-competition---of-sorts

I don't consider losing to you to be my best achievement. This is one of my best trolling posts. 

MarcoBR444

Ok, done.

Robert_New_Alekhine

Thank you very much.

Trophy sent to you.

MarcoBR444

SEE POST 39 IN THE THREAD BELOW:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/a-competition---of-sorts?page=2

 

So – back to the main idea – the poor donkey, or reader (and no parenthesis this time!) went to the river, or to the thread, to drink, or to read, water, or a post – and was then intercepted, against his will mind you – by a crocodile, or a troll – and let them be as kind, as funny-in-their-own-eyes (except Marco, who is a GENUINELY funny troll – but I’m very hard pressed to think of any other example – and I mean it brothers!! – Wait – Macer75 has his moments too, and even the eventual winner of the best Troll contest – Robert New Alekhine – also manages to make one smile, more than he would had he actually been the donkey meeting his fate between the teeth of that crocodile. By the way – how would you produce toothpicks for a crocodile? And then, how would you help the crocodile to use them? And another by the way – did you know that it’s pretty easy to keep a crocodile’s mouth shut? You just press on it on top (you need some 30-40 kg of force to do so) and it can’t open its mouth!!