CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE!
I AM NOW THE WINNER HERE, THE BEST TROLL! I SHARE EQUAL STATUS WITH MARCOBR444, but let it be known that I was the favorite troll of the chess.com public.
Marco, I made you admin in TrollU - you need premium to be SA unfortunately.
You do not see, this guy does not work like honest trolls. He is 'power driven', all of his sentences reek of control & power.
Tell me this would you trust this guy below?
.....and you have just handed your power straight back to him........at least you got a level 12 troll out of it.
Which will change very shortly - no doubt !!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, he is nice... Sometimes he looks rude, but he is just trolling, breaking the line sometimes.
NEXT STOP:
Battling with Nikprit to get my Silver Bullet Award back. Or maybe not - I'm tired.
NEXT STOP:
Battling with Nikprit to get my Silver Bullet Award back. Or maybe not - I'm tired.
Nikprit, I know that you do not like me. You have even accused me of things I could not have imagined by myself - for instance, that of me being a kid!
But even I did not expect you to compare me to that...to that UGLINESS in the picture. I am not trolling Marco here.
Why would you ever think I dislike you?
My intension 9 out of 10 posts is to try to create humour, with the other single post designated to belly laughter.
Some people get it, some people don't.
Over the past 2 weeks there has been plenty of humour that has gone on, between the Analyse thread, this thread & your Chess Oscar thread, if you cannot pick up the humour, you miss me by a country mile.
My humour is either too sophisticated for you or you are unable to laugh at yourself. I suspect the latter.
Every story has a hero & a villain. Marco was the hero & you the villain in my story.
Now that Marco has a Chess Oscar & at the same level as you for trolling - the hero story is finished it seems.
And I move on to play other games elsewhere 
Interesting, 3 years ago a poll like this happened too:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/vote-now-for-chesscom-troll-of-the-month---oct-2013
Nikprit, I know that you do not like me. You have even accused me of things I could not have imagined by myself - for instance, that of me being a kid!
But even I did not expect you to compare me to that...to that UGLINESS in the picture. I am not trolling Marco here.
Why would you ever think I dislike you?
My intension 9 out of 10 posts is to try to create humour, with the other single post designated to belly laughter.
Some people get it, some people don't.
Over the past 2 weeks there has been plenty of humour that has gone on, between the Analyse thread, this thread & your Chess Oscar thread, if you cannot pick up the humour, you miss me by a country mile.
My humour is either too sophisticated for you or you are unable to laugh at yourself. I suspect the latter.
Every story has a hero & a villain. Marco was the hero & you the villain in my story.
Now that Marco has a Chess Oscar & at the same level as you for trolling - the hero story is finished it seems.
And I move on to play other games elsewhere
My way of responding to your humour is either too sophisticated for you or you are unable to laugh at me. I suspect the former.
Interesting, if I am the Best Troll then I must be the King of Trolls - what does that make Marco, the Queen of Trolls?
Interesting, 3 years ago a poll like this happened too:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/vote-now-for-chesscom-troll-of-the-month---oct-2013
History repeats itself.
Interesting, 3 years ago a poll like this happened too:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/vote-now-for-chesscom-troll-of-the-month---oct-2013
History repeats itself.
Yes.
The lovely Agnetha told it in the following song:
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WATERLOO - ABBA.
My my
At Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah
And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself
Waterloo I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo finally facing my Waterloo
And then there is my brother... xonthehumblest... who writes a poem about himself (bragging about how humble he is) in his chess: the novel forum.
It would have been nice to see him on this list
And then there is my brother... xonthehumblest... who writes a poem about himself (bragging about how humble he is) in his chess: the novel forum.
It would have been nice to see him on this list
You should have told it before. Post the link then I will update the list with his trolling achievement.
And then there is my brother... xonthehumblest... who writes a poem about himself (bragging about how humble he is) in his chess: the novel forum.
It would have been nice to see him on this list
VOTE FOR ME
And then there is my brother... xonthehumblest... who writes a poem about himself (bragging about how humble he is) in his chess: the novel forum.
It would have been nice to see him on this list
Vote for me.
Vote for me!
Let us remove the petty squables, children. The vote should fairly go to, of course, the deserving member and the winner of this contest - Robert_New_Alekhine.
Yes, your humour is too sophisticated for me. My lobotomy doesn't allow me to laugh at all. You have trounced me at every move, have been 5 steps ahead of me all the way. But my stubborness & my arrogance are my only fuel.
Interesting, if I am the worse Troll then I must be the Queen of Trolls - what does that make Marco, the King of Trolls?
You remind me of the Black Knight..........
Yes, your humour is too sophisticated for me. My lobotomy doesn't allow me to laugh at all. You have trounced me at every move, have been 5 steps ahead of me all the way. But my stubborness & my arrogance are my only fuel.
Interesting, if I am the worse Troll then I must be the Queen of Trolls - what does that make Marco, the King of Trolls?
You remind me of the Black Knight..........
It's very clever to actually change what I wrote. It reminds me of what ghostofmaroczy was doing a couple of years back.
And then there is my brother... xonthehumblest... who writes a poem about himself (bragging about how humble he is) in his chess: the novel forum.
It would have been nice to see him on this list
You should have told it before. Post the link then I will update the list with his trolling achievement.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/game-analysis/chess-the-novel?page=2
I've got to go back into the cave...hiding, contriving deep, stealthy plans.