a serious post by me!! ahh

Depends on who this 'Cereal' person is.

Oh.

Then I would use a fork and a knife for each individual piece of cereal. Pieces of cereal have feelings, too.

Well, if they have feelings, why not let them go on living their lives in the plastic bag? Or just release them into the wild to achieve world domination

I like to cut up each one of their bones and send them onto a dark waterslide, where they'll sit for a while.

And that's my day as a cereal killer.

Stab stab.

Well. How rude. What did those little strawberry-flavoured pool floatie shaped Cheerios ever do to you?

Of course not. I put my own personal Basix lego figure into each one so that it looks like a mini me is lying on his pool floatie. In case you're wondering, yes, that's how I decorate my room, and how it's been for years.

On a completely random note, there's always been a weird smell in here.

But once you hack up all the Cheerios, your Lego figure drowns. And yeah, that last sentence is really random, but very true for some reason.

Poor cereal, then milk, then eat cereal with a spoon and fish the last remaining cereal. Then drink milk cause milk. There is no other say >:[

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The Lego figures and pool floaties have been saved due to three too many stomach surgeries.

According to Calvin & Hobbes the proper way to eat cereal is this: step one: put cereal on floor. Step two: go a couple hundred feet away from the cereal. Step 3: sneak up and pounce on cereal. Step 4: shake the cereal box around in your mouth so cereal flies everywhere. Step five: enjoy your cereal

milk or cereal first? what abt the bowl

Cereal first then milk, if you put milk first you may put too much or too little. Hence the milk covers the cereal evenly and it works better that other way.

Put the box in the middle of the floor