A Thread About Nothing

I say things like "Dad blam it! Dad blam it!" quite often. That's probably not exactly right. He wasn't the most eloquent speaker. A few months ago I decided "Blazing Saddles" might be the best movie ever made. They wrapped so much hilarious comedy around several very serious topics and made it work. Hilarious yet seriously thought provoking. Good acting too.

I noticed the millions of mosquitos were absolutely ferocious as I stood by a quiet seashore watching the sun rise and feeling myself become more anemic by the second.

..... you r right

Somewhere in a forgotten corner of the universe, an overly ambitious banana declared itself Supreme Overlord of the Kitchen. With a crown made of peanut butter and a cape fashioned from a slice of soggy toast, it rallied the other food items for an uprising against the fridge. The milk protested—too cold to care. The eggs cracked under pressure. Meanwhile, a rebellious block of cheese started composing an anthem called "Mold for Glory!" The toaster, unimpressed, refused to take sides, insisting it had already burned too many bridges.
This is the kind of chaos that ensues when snack time gets out of hand.

Did you do the French Mistake?

possible

I wanted to but I was afraid a barroom brawl would bust through my walls. I settled for impersonating the hangman.

Never mind the handcuffs. That's personal.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

How do you manage to post blank posts?

Hu

Just press the pencil

And then don't type anything and press the send button

It works