I got a census mailing today. If I don't log on and give all sorts of information on line, I'll probably get a visit from a census taker.
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yeah,I got one too. How many illegal aliens got one?
Mar 12, 2020
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52yrral wrote:
yeah,I got one too. How many illegal aliens got one?
ain't nobody here but us bunnies
Mar 12, 2020
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All I know is it's mid-March and it says I'm supposed to respond by April 1. That's not a lot of time to get 325million people to do anything.
I haven't even printed off my tax forms yet.
autobunny wrote:
Almost sounds like an April Fool gig
is he doing another speech next month?
taxes, ugh. typically it is relatively easy as i don't have income to 'hide'. this year is quite different as wifey and i have been victims of identity theft.
so far i have contacted the irs, ssa, ftc, filled out forms on identitytheft.gov and a lot of other stuff that makes my head spin.
i can understand others being jealous of my floating ability, but....
Mar 12, 2020
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AlCzervik wrote:
autobunny wrote:
Almost sounds like an April Fool gig
is he doing another speech next month?
No need. The economy's the best it's ever been. The virus will be defeated by summer. The troops are coming home. Hurricanes have been outnuked. Forest fires have been outraked. Fuel has been cleaned. Birds have been saved from evil windmills. The wall is built. Global warming has been defeated by winter. To be entirely honest however, there is indeed a sharpie shortage owing to the previous administration.
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autobunny wrote:
AlCzervik wrote:
autobunny wrote:
Almost sounds like an April Fool gig
is he doing another speech next month?
No need. The economy's the best it's ever been. The virus will be defeated by summer. The troops are coming home. Hurricanes have been outnuked. Forest fires have been outraked. Fuel has been cleaned. Birds have been saved from evil windmills. The wall is built. Global warming has been defeated by winter. To be entirely honest however, there is indeed a sharpie shortage owing to the previous administration.
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sharpie shortage?
oh, no!
Mar 13, 2020
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There is a terrible shortage of sharpies. There's also a glut of dummies, if you're interested.
People have gone looney over this crazy hyped up crap. Yesterday a woman was trying to buy a lot of extra water over the store limit and a store manager told her that she couldn't buy that much water.
She pulled a pistol on the store manager. This was 1/4 mile from where I live.
I hope she washed her hands afterwards!
Well I sure they have state a of the art wash sink in the klink.
Kansas "Dust In The Wind"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12DeNdF0KPA
If the majority of the human race is as stupid as these morons then we are just dust in the wind.
The dog walk this morning ..
Nice!
Mar 15, 2020
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If anyone suggests that people should hole up in their homes for two weeks, they had better consider the huge number of guns in the country first.
I went to the supermarket yesterday and for some reason there was no toilet paper, butternut squash, sweet potatoes and a few other things. Tofu, however, is still plentiful.
Pandemic now
https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/who-declares-covid-19-outbreak-a-pandemic
But things seem to be under control here
https://www.moh.gov.sg/covid-19