a thread about stupidity

Many years ago a gf and I were in the mall at the entrance to a mattress/bed  store. Right there was a bed with blankets and pillows, so inviting. She said to me, "I always wanted to do this!!" and she ran and did a flying swan onto this feathery bed--but wham! she hit it like a ton of bricks. It was just a sheet of plywood under the blankets.

She gathered herself up and followed me silently.

Very funny story!

A couple months ago I was bartending, and one of the guests at my bar asked to speak to the manager. I asked if I could help, and he said, "No, you're the problem. Just get the manager." So I called the manager of the day, she came to the bar, and asked what the problem was? The guest picked up one of his glasses, handed it to her, and said, "Taste this." She smelled it and asked what was wrong? He said, "That's not vodka! I'm paying eight bucks for a glass of water?!" I said, "Sir, that is your water. Your vodka is in this glass." True story

Our top shelf martini's start at twelve dollars.