There was a weak chess player named Jimmy who was rated 300.
So LouisLunchbox took him under his wing and ordered him to have a Jimmy Riddle.Then...
after a horrible accident, jimmy was found dead
Lying terribly mangled on the bridge on the River Kwai
then
Louis played amogus.
And ate Jimmy's dead body.
Then Jimmy's ghost murdered Louis.
Louis became pac-man.
Who changed into Batman
and took Robin for a ride in the batmobile
Who had awesome riddles
To suck regularly