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am I 63 male the Ahole for blowing up the homeless shelter.
Yesterday I noticed that my cheeks were holding back a tsunami. I was about to burst or die before I could. I was in my house, but I didn't want to make it stinky, so I headed down to the local homeless shelter. I immediately rushed to the bathroom and opened the floodgates. This caused the toilet to overflow almost immediately, and it flooded the shelter. the pressure of the dump was also high enough to break the city plumbing system, and now my city is now deprived of any drinkable water. Also, I have received many alerts on my phone about nuclear winter protocol, and how to stay safe during a nuclear fallout. I have not been caught because everyone in a 20 mile radius is dead. so aita?