AMA-starring DefenderPug

I’m just saying the most logical answer,

I don’t want to go extinct

ok, but if you've seen big bang theory, you'll know what I'm talking about. The answer I gave was different from Sheldon's answer though =)

pug want to play a game of rapid?

No, I’m on the quest to find pugs.

ok

what is the meaning of life

There is no true answer. Since there is no “meaning”. We are alive simply because we are. Just millions of nerve connections and cells interacting just to make one thought. All we all is just life. There’s no meaning. We just live in the organized chaos that we have created.

why do people send rickrolls

To stay with the trend. And they somehow find it amusing to send people to a link of Rick Astley singing never gonna give you up.

If you eat a whole uncooked peanut, why is it still whole and not digested when you see it in your poop

Like corn. Peanuts don’t digest very well in our stomachs. So that’s why you’d just see them when you take a poo

How do pugs atone for their multifarious violations of common decency? Is there ever a feeling of regret or slight pang of remorse?

As a pug, I can’t testify that we have no remorse for being cute. And if your talking about clothes, we’ll…don’t look at me. Pugs choose to wear clothes or not. They don’t need to. I do because it fancy, but sometimes I might just be me.

Do pugs like water?

Yes. Not all of them, but they like to play in it too.

Long toenails, what do you do? Are you “owned”? Do you fart in the car then look the other way? Labels, what won’t you wear?

Toe-nails? I cut em. I’m technically not owned. I’m self sustaining. When I fart in the car I laugh. I won’t wear shoes.