Anger Management for Chess.com Members


To Tom. Bottoms up!

clms_chess wrote:
MEXIMARTINI wrote:
tomtrytostay wrote:
Mexi don't be afraid to relax, have a little faith in yourself .
trust me. I'm relaxed. Especially after eating a taco...or three :)
Especially THOSE tacos...real tacos. :)
Ain't nothin like the real deal. !Orale

Todd Hockney aka Hassain Warrior is the character in the movie you most likely would not want to face in a street fight, he looks as hard as nails.
Below are some extracts from the movie, to give you some idea of this tough guy.

[after being strip-searched]
Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my a**hole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?
Fenster: They treat me like a criminal. I'll end up a criminal.
Hockney: You are a criminal.
Fenster: Why you gotta go and do that? I'm trying to make a point.
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cop: Todd Hockney?
Hockney: Who wants to know?
cop: New York Police Department.
[Hockney drops his screwdriver, sighs and reaches under the body of the car]
cop:Freeze! Hold it!
[Hockney actually pulls out a red cloth with which he uses to wipe his face]
Hockney: You sure you brought enough guys?
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Interrogation Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Hockney: Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

The plot is about to thicken even further I'm afraid.
Nobody should be fooled by the apparently innocent exterior, it's all just a clever facade. Whip_Kitten has form, as well as known links to some prominent figures of the criminal underworld.
I have the evidence...

Verbal Kint in the movie aka Ghostliner is the most innocent & least suspected member of the gang.

It is not until the very end of the film does his real nature come to light.
A character known as Keyzer Soze is often mentioned throughout the film.


Personally, FB is not my 1st suspect. The obvious is often incorrect.
You've been watching too many CSI's.
The simplest explanation is usually the right one... Occam's razor.

Personally, FB is not my 1st suspect. The obvious is often incorrect.
You've been watching too many CSI's.
The simplest explanation is usually the right one... Occam's razor.
Indeed! Tsk, what do people think this is, fiction? lol

It's fb! Truth, Fact! I may be called the false accuser again. fb loves the attention, has been missing from this discussion (oh yes, I forgot....he's blocked ha ha
) Instead he desperately seeks allies from all over the site, begging his innocence and making accusations against many others. We all heard about the little boy who cried wolf. fb is now the wolf who cries, endlesslessly

Galloping gambits, the accusations are flying thick-and-fast now! Poor frenchy seems to be taking most of the hits and the scurvy wretch can't even defend himself...
A truly shocking affair, what a bunch of n'er do wells we have here

Lol! It may wrong to accuse him of this particular crime.. fb's better known for hunting and harassing those he think will make a good target, constantly boring everyone to death with his own ego. Maybe he has some good attributes after all like, erm..gimme a minute.......no I'm sure he's not a total bast1d, he must have something that would stand in his favour....... I'll come back to that one later.
What I'm saying is just cos everyone thinks he's a horrible lttle runt who get his jollies from attempting to make other people's lives a misery, stalking women, making obscene postings, an obvious disgusting racist and who laughs about others misfortune doesn't neccessarily mean that hes guilty of this one. But then again, he 's set up a number of ficticious characters, giving them all equally obnoxious personalities (which I suppose is unavoidable) doesn't mean that he's automatically guilty of this one.

Try to see it through Detective Kujan's police training perspective 'everyone is guilty until proven innocent'
Kujan conducted a thorough investigation of himself last night & found himself to be innocent.
He can prove it by the way, but somehow the files having gone missing.
So the 'missing files' are now being investigated.



Mex, given that our cover has been blown wide-open by this investigation now I might as well bite the bullet and hand you Siren's helm; the previous incumbent isn't best pleased with this outcome but needs must and all that...
Ahem, no wheelies please.