Another Conspiracy Theory

Unicorns are real.

Discuss.

Wonder what they tasted like?

Penguin.

I wonder if they had a dibs tradition on the horn like we do with turkey wishbones.

No, unicorns aren't cannibals! But during the zombie unicorn plague that wiped them out? Maybe.

The ancients were convinced of their reality.  Do you claim it impossible for an animal such as the unicorn to have ever existed?

Lop off one horn of an albino antelope, and wham-o instant unicorn.

Eh, my rant is over. Sometimes I just get a little miffed by the craziness I see on the threads.

But, I still do wonder if unicorns did exist once.

Of course! Just put your severed limb under your pillow tonight!

This picture of a book cover proves it is a conspiracy.

i think unicorns were mentioned in the bible!!! 

Thanks for making me laugh, guys.

Here is real, live footage of unicorns.

Single gunman? Wake up Sheeple!!

Not the real bible. There is a version that some nut came up with that a has extra unicorn filled bits that somehow didn't make it into any other bible translation.

How do you know the Bible you read is the real one? The original was in Aramaic, then translated to Latin, then to English. If you can't read Aramaic, then how can you know what's in the "real" Bible? I think there's a conspiracy at work here to hide the fact that Jesus had a pet unicorn.