Answer this?

Any way IDC I'm telling u so i was 5 years old and my dad gave me a popsicle and if i didn't go to the bathroom i would not get the popsicle back so one day i didn't get to have a popsicle so i walked out of the house and walked to dollar general and so i ran to the popsicles and i grabbed them and i ran out of the store ........ im not telling no more the rest is so emberising.
Remember me? I'm the guy who used to piss in sinks. Anyway, wanna hear my second-most embarrassing story? Three, two, one, here it goes!! So anyway, me and my mommy and daddy went to the zoo, and there we went to the baboon cage. And I was all like: uWu, but then my mommy was saying: Don't make Mr Ape angwwy, or else he'll club you with a banana!! ' but I was all like 'Nah', but then the zoo warden approached us and with a big smile and tears in his eyes he handed us 3 tickets to the PerspicaciousPrimatesParty (a one-in-a-year event) which went down that evening, and then my mommy said: 'Hahaha, now I'll know what to tell at the Thanksgiving table! ', and me and daddy laughed and everybody clapped, and then I ate lotsa ice cream!!! The End!

Any way IDC I'm telling u so i was 5 years old and my dad gave me a popsicle and if i didn't go to the bathroom i would not get the popsicle back so one day i didn't get to have a popsicle so i walked out of the house and walked to dollar general and so i ran to the popsicles and i grabbed them and i ran out of the store ........ im not telling no more the rest is so emberising.
Remember me? I'm the guy who used to piss in sinks. Anyway, wanna hear my second-most embarrassing story? Three, two, one, here it goes!! So anyway, me and my mommy and daddy went to the zoo, and there we went to the baboon cage. And I was all like: uWu, but then my mommy was saying: Don't make Mr Ape angwwy, or else he'll club you with a banana!! ' but I was all like 'Nah', but then the zoo warden approached us and with a big smile and tears in his eyes he handed us 3 tickets to the PerspicaciousPrimatesParty (a one-in-a-year event) which went down that evening, and then my mommy said: 'Hahaha, now I'll know what to tell at the Thanksgiving table! ', and me and daddy laughed and everybody clapped, and then I ate lotsa ice cream!!! The End!
OMG LOL

What embarrasses you the most and/or what's been your most embarrassing moment
Kicked a naughty kid on the street and run for my life

I was 4, and I wanted to test whether my pee would drain differently in a square sink than in a round (toilet) bowl.
Testing physics at the age of 4.
Respect++

And it was just this last post which gave me the 'Participant' award, saying 'You're part of a community'. Ha ha, very fitting.
lmao xD

Ok fine ill tell. When i used to do gymnastics i was the ONLY person in my class who never goofed off. Mainly because my instructor was a Drill Sargent. A few times when he needed everyone to stand still in a line he you point to me and say 'use him as an example' because i was always standing still with my hands behind my back. The one time i got in trouble... He had me and two others do something on the high bar while he helped a few other kids. He said (not exact quote) "take turns and stand over there when its not your turn" he didn't specify where 'over there' was so it ended up looking like i was messing around when he saw... He said something to the other two then said to me (exact quote) "...and im especially surprised to see you acting like this." In an annoyed voice .........i didn't say anything.
and my dad was crying cuz he got in trouble for it