Anyone have funny chess anecdotes to share?

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I've had some funny things happen in a tournament - 40 year old man chucking a king across the room after losing to me, winning on time but being -50 in a position (Stockfish evaluation) while my opponent rages, and last have an 80 year old man scream at me in the middle of the game because I asked about his clock. 

What anecdotes do you have?