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WongEthanLY

Because my mom is not fat.

why doesn’t the astronauts explore the sun when it’s night, where the sun turns off?

LakennkeeperWey
Because the sun shoots dark fire at people who think it’s not hot anymore, sneaky thing.
Why do tables usually have four legs?
Sobrukai

Because that's simply what evolution dictates.

Why don't knights carry forks with them?

WongEthanLY

Because they aren't eating spaghetti

Why don't horses jump?

cheswizard34
Because they have legs
Why is pizza cheesey?
aerefs
Because it is
Why
aerefs
Do I exist
c124875

Cause

1. you are born

2. You haven't died

LakennkeeperWey
What kind of ice cream is ideal?
KaiserKatzchen

The kind that is scalding hot
Why is the wet water, water, when wet water isnt wet, because water isn't wet?

cheswizard34
Because it’s wet
What is my favorite color?
CORRUPTION3987
Apple.

When did I eat McDonald’s?
cheswizard34
Tomorrow
What is a question?
KaiserKatzchen
cheswizard34 wrote:
Tomorrow
What is a question?

very good question, to answer this we must first break down the word, quest, and ion, you see, quest is a task given to you to complete, typically, by a npc, and an ion is a very long period of time, this a question is a very long quest that is made to take years upon years to complete...
Why am I the way I am?

CORRUPTION3987
Because the way is not why the way is why.

When is why the way?
BlueHairedPerson13

now

g?

hokeyboi2246

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CORRUPTION3987
Yes.

Why am I an existence?
KaiserKatzchen
BlueHairedPerson13 wrote:

now

g?

g is the first letter to the longest sentence signed by a monkey, i think, Give me orange orange, me eat orange orange, give me you
why does he want this orange?

CarTheSlay

I've never thought of it like that before

why am i procrastinating on four make up assignments that have been posted for an entire month and i only have a week and a half to finish them but i know i need to do it but i wont get off of otf and face the reality that i will lose twenty points on my grade even though i need to quit being lazy and work on my career essay as well and eat mac and cheese