Bad Cooking In Kitchen Roleplay

Wait who put the eggs in the oven

Who ate the raw chicken?!!?!

WHO PUT THE CHICKEN IN A PAN WITH WATER

Who put a lid on a boiling pot?!!?!?!

Who ate my parsley

wait... Chicken?

Did you say Fahrenheit or Celsius?

WHO PUT PLUTONIUM IN THE MUFFINS

wait who bought crude oil instead of cooking oil *USA enters, freedom intensifies* *the kitchen is no more*

*kitchen respawns*

Who just cut the chicken with a bread knife???

*I respawn the kitchen*

My bad that was my lunch plutonium

hey man, did you say Fahrenheit or Celsius?

please tell me

Who ate the raw spaghetti I was gonna use to make pizza??? It was for my family, it was enough to make everyone full!!! I don't even have the cheese! What the f am I supposed to do now?! Mamamia!