Basix is secretly my boyfriend.

So, this afternoon, I was lounging in the bubble bath, enjoying my slice of cheesecake, when I finally remembered. I forgot to tell otf about my biggest secret in the whole world! I immediately dropped everything and pulled the kiwis away from my eyes, and quickly grabbed my swexy android cell phone to log onto chess.com. I saw a few notifications when I logged in- 3 friend requests from creeps, a game challenge (ew, who plays chess anyway?), and finally, a message from my beloved bestie basix. Well, a bit more than a bestie. We'll get to that.

The message from my beloved baesixy read, "Awww, you're so adorable, bae. 😍. Excited to binge Netflix with me tonight? I'll bring cheesecake." This message is a testament of our loving relationship with each other, even though it wasn't always the same way.

A few months ago, we met each other in clubs. We were both matching anime pfps with other friends, and were both high in the rankings of pfp view count. Our friends started an elite club for those with the most pfp views, and started several pfp views tournaments. Finally, everyone had been eliminated but us. We received our challenge: 3 whole months to receive the most pfp views. We did everything to get as many views as possible. We both made dozens of forums. I even wrote a cringe blog about it, going all out, and posted about it on my website where I design anime pfps for couples. I even posted a "rate the number of pfp views above you" thread.

One day, I sat in a booth at the local cheesecake factory, working on a powerpoint presentation in why people should click on my profile instead of Basix's. Basix walked in, setting his laptop on my table. He sat down across from me, not noticing me, and our eyes met. I could feel the chemistry of the elements (a nice mix of lithium and nitrogen) crackling in the air as he said, "You have such a beautiful fake smile." I breathed, "Frick a fake smile," as he ran his hands through my hair. Then we began making out aggressively, right in the middle of a cheesecake factory. After that, he fed me some cheesecake and gave me a swexy bouquet of roses. And then, just like that, we became romantic partners. Just a disclaimer, none of that stuff was actually irl, twas in a VR version of our local Cheesecake Fa, this afternoon, I was lounging in the bubble bath, enjoying my slice of cheesecake, when I finally remembered. I forgot to tell otf about my biggest secret in the whole world! I immediately dropped everything and pulled the kiwis away from my eyes, and quickly grabbed my swexy android cell phone to log onto chess.com. I saw a few notifications when I logged in- 3 friend requests from creeps, a game challenge (ew, who plays chess anyway?), and finally, a message from my beloved bestie basix. Well, a bit more than a bestie. We'll get to that.

The message from my beloved baesixy read, "Awww, you're so adorable, bae. 😍. Excited to binge Netflix with me tonight? I'll bring cheesecake." This message is a testament of our loving relationship with each other, even though it wasn't always the same way.

A few months ago, we met each other in clubs. We were both matching anime pfps with other friends, and were both high in the rankings of pfp view count. Our friends started an elite club for those with the most pfp views, and started several pfp views tournaments. Finally, everyone had been eliminated but us. We received our challenge: 3 whole months to receive the most pfp views. We did everything to get as many views as possible. We both made dozens of forums. I even wrote a cringe blog about it, going all out, and posted about it on my website where I design anime pfps for couples. I even posted a "rate the number of pfp views above you" thread.

One day, I sat in a booth at the local cheesecake factory, working on a powerpoint presentation in why people should click on my profile instead of Basix's. Basix walked in, setting his laptop on my table. He sat down across from me, not noticing me, and our eyes met. I could feel the chemistry of the elements (a nice mix of lithium and nitrogen) crackling in the air as he said, "You have such a beautiful fake smile." I breathed, "Frick a fake smile," as he ran his hands through my hair. Then we began making out aggressively, right in the middle of a cheesecake factory. After that, he fed me some cheesecake and gave me a swexy bouquet of roses. And then, just like that, we became romantic partners. Just a disclaimer, none of that stuff was actually irl, twas in a VR version of our local Cheesecake Factory. 

After that day, we were always matching pfps. I made us seven origami rings, one for each day of the week, each one with an anime couple on it. We go out for cheesecake twice a week, and binge Netflix together each Friday. We contacted cc support to lock the views on our profiles, so we couldn't outdo each other. But they never replied, so maybe give me profile a little click? Write "tomato" in my notes for a special surprise. And don't forget to like and subscribe!

But anyway, all this is why I have my miraculous relationship with my boyfriend, the one and only Basix the swexy. And thank u, next, to everyone but you,eternal sunshine. I can't wait to marry you with those seven rings one day. You're the love of my life, bae. 😍. You're so swexy, and you're my everything. Let's take a trip down honeymoon avenue together. I love you, bae. 😍😍😍

Well, that's all for me and my swexy boyfriend today. We have some cheesecake to eat, so thank u, next to everyone who read this. I told you pfp views mattered. Bye bye, boy bye, bye bye, it's over it's over oh yeah. 

Oh, and one more thing.

Keek.

???

Cheesecake tonight?

Only for you.

... wtf

What's to question?

You both really had to make a thread about this?

Course we did, girlie.

Fake

It was just a coincidence we made it at the same time.

A coincidence. . . Sure

Glad to see you understand. 😁. But don't touch my pookie.

Suuurrrrree. I won't.

Good, because he's my baesixy.

Wow, I'm sure you'll get a lot more profile views now!!!!!! Nice!!!!

Slay bae tae tae!

Baesixy!

Was the story being written twice in a row intentionalor just a double tapped copypasta?