Beef Jerky or Nachos????

I've seen sooooo many subjective questions that people have wanted finite answers to, so I'm going to post my own, cause I'm stooopid like that. My question is... "Who is the supreme snack ruler, Beef Jerky or Nachos?". You can select any variety within the selected category, say you like teriyaki better than peppered beef jerky, that's cool. I want conclusive evidence too, no one word answer shots.

I'll start the burrito cart rolling: Beef Jerky!!! I love me some nachos, but ever since the Nacho Napalm incident of 93, when I learned just how unportable nachos are, Beef Jerky just has a special place in my heart... and gut.

Jerky hands down! Biltong is tops, South African style of Jerky,,,um,um..

Beef jerky fer shur (or biltong)