Cheesy pickup lines:
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.
Hey ladies, I don't want to come between you... or do I?
Giggity giggity.
Best chat up lines you've heard/said or had said to you.
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That's not my phone number, that's my salary.
From an old Hart to Hart episode.
More cheesy pickup lines:
He: Did it hurt? She: Did what hurt? He: When you fell from heaven.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I'll kick it off. My mate reckons this line never fails. I tried it once and it worked!
Guy: Excuse me, but do you know what a penguin with a hammer is called?
Girl: Eh? What? No. **Looks at you perplexed, usually with a grin**
Guy: Well, neither do I - but I tell you one thing. It is a good ice breaker..
And you're in...