I have a bed that’s not a bed. I have an attic that’s not there. I have pics of family I know but don’t. I have a blue ball that’s red but yellow. I play the piano on the guitar. I got an A on a test that was an F. My right hand is the same as my left. I use a TV that can’t be watched on. I pull rope that isn’t rope. I can turn the lights on but not on but off but not on or off. I can jump 6 feet but can only jump 500000000. I use I knife that are knifes but not knifes. I like pickles in ice cream. (That ones just for fun)
So, you don’t have a bed or an attic. You have pictures of distant family members. You have a multiple colour ball with red and yellow. You have a guitar shaped piano/keyboard. You got an a on a failed test. Your right hand can be reflected across an axis and then your left hand is a flipped version of your right hand. You have a tv with no reception or satellite dish TV. Then some nonsense. And more nonsense. You use both forks and spoons like a knife. That’s just weird. (Jk lol. Or maybe not LMAO)