Cats Vs Dogs

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Cat man do...(Bob Seger song)?

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Dogs love you just the way you are.

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Get your doggies runnin, runnin down the highway.

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My dogs love it when I come home.

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Dogs are awsome and winning!!

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Dogs bury bones and cats bury their poop ... DOGS WIN HANDS DOWN!

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Dogs poo on your lawn, in the street, on your car bonnet. Cats build their own loo first. No contest.

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Dogs don't walk all over your chess board, through the picture puzzle you are trying to assemble, or the newspaper you are trying to read.

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That's because they are busy trying to tear bones out of the postman.

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Dogs don't walk away while you're talking to them.

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I guess that would be a big deal if your only friend is an animal.

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A cats most endearing quality is disappearing for a week at a time.

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Dogs don't cough up hair balls.

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Cats and dogs both lick their nether-regions. No winner there.

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Cats are introverted. Dogs are extroverted.

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A dog will follow you through a third-wold artillery-shelled battlefield.

A cat will scarecly aknowledge your presence, if you walk in the same room.

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Dogs get you up at the crack of dawn. Cats love to sleep in with you.

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Puddin (my first cat) loved only one person —me. Everyone else got treated like dirt.

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hehe Brilliance!