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MintWarrior
Say what side your on and defend ( as if cats can )

JKJK Anyways let the battle begin




You know I wonder why I made this the answer is obvious I should put into picture form so the cats understand 👤👍👌🤟🙌.
MintWarrior
This is all a joke disclaimer
MintWarrior
Like cats are
MintWarrior
We have the military and I can give you food and who knows what is in there
MintWarrior
Thanks for waking me up I forgot about your weakness

DOGS
Known as mans best friend

🐶
MintWarrior
At least they don’t murder birds
MintWarrior
Am I wrong
MintWarrior
But why do you kill them
MintWarrior
BTW a better comeback would have been that heir bullies chasing the mailman fire trucks squirrels and cats
MintWarrior
But my comeback would have been for that was they scare you to protect us
MintWarrior
OK CALM DOWN I HAVE A CAT HOSTAGE WITH ME ACCEPT DEFEAT OR HE WON’T MEOW AGAIN ( JK)
MintWarrior
JK JK JK just want to be clear with that
MintWarrior
I have taken down the human what is the next mission
MintWarrior
Do you not read the human is down the cat runs this profile
MintWarrior
What is the cat has taken control of the profile next mission
MintWarrior
Train me teach me the ways of the Meow 🐱
HorribleTomato

Fine, I'll join the humans. Just because I hate the cats. How should I wipe out all of catkind and humanity at once? Maybe a supernuke? Supernova?

MintWarrior
Just poison all the rats
MintWarrior
Why do cats hate each other than
MintWarrior
When you mean fight