When you do go to the movie theater and you fall asleep during the movie...and it was an early showing
Chess For Oldtimers --- Part II
When you can’t even remember the last time you were in a movie theater.
--- Yep I got used to Dvd's and such

I used to read every single word on the album jacket, over and over. If the album had an insert, oh happy day for little ‘ol Wits-end!”

When you had to prove you could handle a clutch, parallel park, and drive in reverse around the cones to pass Driver’s Education. Then you were allowed to take the State Motor Vehicles Examination.

You remember when you were forbidden to use a calculator in school.
You remember using your slide rule in Physics class.
I have been able to avoid this: You still wear a wristwatch, even tho you can check the time on your cell-phone.

You once thought about buying the Popiel Pocket Fisherman for one of those “I just need one” moments.

You used to stop and pick up a lost penny on the sidewalk.
Until day you had to explain how it was that you needed painkillers and therapy for your injured back.
When you can’t even remember the last time you were in a movie theater.