"chess is like sex..." - Chess Forums - Page 2

sirsc

Dec 4, 2007

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#21

Redwall wrote:

disagreed

"Chess and Sex is 2 things that we simply can not live without. Well maybe we can live without sex"

For your own sake, turn off your computer and go get some

IM Trendle

Dec 4, 2007

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#22

Chess is like sex: You must study the openings, find your opponent's weaknesses and the ultimate goal is to mate.

It is most effective to attack on more than one side. An attack on the wing should be met with a thrust in the centre. etc, etc many more puns are possible.

JuliusH

Dec 4, 2007

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#23

That's right! I can't believe that as a practicioner of daily apple consumption I would have neglected to share my wisdom with the youth of chess.com. Steamed broccoli is my favourite vegetable. Apparently it fights cancer! Thankyou for showing me the err in my ways...Kids - don't forget to get your anti-oxidants, take your daily vitamins, drink green tea with organic honey, only buy organic produce (including that apple), try yoga, get 8+ hoursof sleep nightly, don't listen to loud music (especially with headphones), get your vision checked yearly, brush your teeth using an up and down motion, not side to side, and don't forget....

TKisDApoop

Dec 4, 2007

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#24

Trendle wrote:

Chess is like sex: You must study the openings, find your opponent's weaknesses and the ultimate goal is to mate.

It is most effective to attack on more than one side. An attack on the wing should be met with a thrust in the centre. etc, etc many more puns are possible.

good god.. youll are taking it deep.. over analytical chess players... but then again there is no such thing...

bendcat

Dec 4, 2007

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#25

sex is like a chess they end up with mate.

ChessDweeb

Dec 4, 2007

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#26

This is becoming way to xrated for me. I'll just use one eye from now on.

Pterodactyl

Dec 4, 2007

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#27

Graviton. What's an orgasim?

FTW

Dec 4, 2007

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#28

The only way chess is like sex is,,,There both really fun to do, but if you do too much of either in a days time then you end up with a headache.

Texanz

Dec 5, 2007

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#29

ChessDweeb wrote: This is becoming way to xrated for me. I'll just use one eye from now on.

you can still see with one eye...tricky lil fella!

TKisDApoop

Dec 5, 2007

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#30

yea.. this is getting a little out of hand, im surprised they havent like shut the forum down or sumthing...

Ofgeniuskind_closed

Nov 10, 2017

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#31

True

Ofgeniuskind_closed

Nov 10, 2017

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#32

And pretty funny.

rohinip1297

Nov 30, 2017

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#33

Check out this #chess game: fuzz82 vs daithi50 - https://www.chess.com/daily/game/163148388

mckn3hd

Nov 30, 2017

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#34

TKisDApoop wrote:

"chess is like sex cause if u mess around unprotected then sooner or later your gonna die..."

i think this is a nice little quote i made it up myself

The mods already closed the same topic in general chess the other day.

KingSonicTheChessHedgehog

Mar 29, 2023

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#35

hmm

GreenMoon07

Mar 29, 2023

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#36

Stop bumping these threads!

Woollensck3

Mar 29, 2023

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#37

Stop bumping will yer ! 😤

KingSonicTheChessHedgehog

Mar 29, 2023

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#38

The_Chess_Player37 wrote:

Stop bumping these threads!

why

KingSonicTheChessHedgehog

Mar 29, 2023

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#39

Woollensck3 wrote:

Stop bumping will yer ! 😤

or?

StumpyBlitzer

Mar 29, 2023

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#40

Yes no need to spam 6 year old threads, it's against TOS, thanks