Bob: Look at that game! It's the english opening!
Jack: Nah
Bob: Fine, go c4 yourself!
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Mar 22, 2018
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Breezyweek wrote:
Bob: Look at that game! It's the english opening!
Jack: Nah
Bob: Fine, go c4 yourself!
Hahaha! Unfortunately, I have none
Haha
I don't really have that much.
Mar 22, 2018
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I was talking to my Mexican Friend the other day...story goes like this.
He was telling me about him and his girlfriend and one day at the grocery store she caught him looking at another females behind. She got super mad at him and he goes, "harassment nothing to me. ...The Bishop and just left me at the store!!" I was laughing so hard I forgot to "pawn" the items I stole earlier.
😂 LOL
There was a man walking on the street when he saw an Arab playing chess with nobody. He walked up to the Arab, and asked whom he was playing with. The Arab said to him. I am playing against the great Allah. I am losing, so I have to pay him 20 pieces of gold. Allah sends a honest man to collect that gold. You must be that man. The man who was not very honest, happily took the money and walked away. The next day he did not expect to see the Arab again. He walked up to the Arab and asked are you losing? No, I am actually winning, and the Allah must pay me 100 pieces of gold. You must be that honest man to pay me.
The guy should have been honest the first time, or he should have not been greedy and stay away from that street
Posts 15, 20, 30, 50, 100, 150, 200, 250, 300, 350, 400 450, 500 will get trophies.
Fine, you get a trophy. But, try to make a chess joke, search online maybe?
Oh yeah, and BTW, everybody who posts at least one chess joke gets a trophy.
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Post funny chess jokes here, this topic is just for fun. Also, posts 15, 20, 30, 50, 150, 200, 250, 300, 350, 400 and more, but I don't think we will get that far. Oh yeah, and BTW, everybody who posts at least one chess joke gets a trophy. Also, no spamming. BTW, if you get a trophy, and I don't give it to you, remember to remind me, since I often forget. *NEW UPDATE* Every ten comments, someone gets a trophy.