Chuck Norris backwards is Sirron Kcuhc
not Chuck Norris, there is no way to best Chuck Norris, because he has the best.
Who would win, Chuck Norris' moustache or Tom Stellack's moustache???
well, it is an obviously well-known fact that Tom Stellack's mostache deprived itself of existence one day when Chuck Norris's bears sneezed one day.
Roundhouse kick makes me sick