Chuck Norris Jokes
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Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes, corn just needs to lie down.
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Why were all of Ivanchuck's losses at the candidates tournament on time?
Chuck(y) Norris never resigns!
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mykingdomforanos wrote:
i thought this thread was about Chuck Norris jokes, not facts.
LOL
Chuck Norris once threw a hand grenade, and killed 50 people.
Then it exploded.