Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes, corn just needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.... twice!!
Apr 24, 2013
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Chuck Norris once took an entire bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
Apr 24, 2013
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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the jaw.
It's decendants are known as giraffes.
Why were all of Ivanchuck's losses at the candidates tournament on time?
Chuck(y) Norris never resigns!
Apr 26, 2013
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mykingdomforanos wrote:
i thought this thread was about Chuck Norris jokes, not facts.
LOL
Chuck Norris once threw a hand grenade, and killed 50 people.
Then it exploded.
Apr 26, 2013
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duck_and_cover wrote:
Why were all of Ivanchuck's losses at the candidates tournament on time?
Chuck(y) Norris never resigns!
Chuck Norris can checkmate with king and two knights.
Apr 26, 2013
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Chuck Norris' truck has no reverse gear.
Chuck Norris only goes forward.
Chuck Norris refuted the Sicilian. Then he learned to play chess.
Apr 26, 2013
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who can punch you in the back of the face.