Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.

Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes, corn just needs to lie down.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.... twice!!

Chuck Norris once took an entire bottle of sleeping pills.

They made him blink.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the jaw.

It's decendants are known as giraffes.

The Pope has kissed Chuck Norris' ring.

Why were all of Ivanchuck's losses at the candidates tournament on time?

Chuck(y) Norris never resigns!

LOL

Chuck Norris once threw a hand grenade, and killed 50 people.

Then it exploded.

Chuck Norris can checkmate with king and two knights.

Chuck Norris' truck has no reverse gear.

Chuck Norris only goes forward.

Chuck Norris refuted the Sicilian. Then he learned to play chess.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who can punch you in the back of the face.

Chuck Norris does not own a watch. He decides what time it is.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris. That is because Google knows Chuck Norris finds you.

Chuck Norris once checkmated Magnus in 1 move.

Chuck Norris is so good at chess that he got infinite ELO