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Hold on.

Is being amputated a disease? Hmmm... “cures all your diseases”

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No, the state of being amputated.

If you prayed to God about those above diseases, maybe then he would have healed your limb.

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Ginarook wrote:

Oh the state now ?

I see so Mr God doesn't cure states then ?

Is that because he excludes them from his Health Insurance policies

Or is it like he will cure you if you live in Texas, but not if you live in North Dakota ?

Well, if you don’t think a health insurance policy exists, then why would you get it?

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HolographWars wrote:

Hold on.

Is being amputated a disease? Hmmm... “cures all your diseases”

Sorry, I will amend that to say diseases and injuries. Now you can stop avoiding the question 😊👍

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Not withstanding that it would be arbitrary if god decided whether or not to heal a harmful condition based on how humans categorize and label them. 

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One disease God certainly didn't cure until we came in was rabies.

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You should be able to tell which religion is right by doing an epidemiological study, allowing for all confounding factors, to detect which prayers work best.

One thing we can be sure of is that all religions prior to very modern history were wrong, because the level of successful prayers for cures was extremely low.

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Elroch wrote:

You should be able to tell which religion is right by doing an epidemiological study, allowing for all confounding factors, to detect which prayers work best.

One thing we can be sure of is that all religions prior to very modern history were wrong, because the level of successful prayers for cures was extremely low.

lol wut?

 

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Jesus said, "Don't test the Lord your God." We have to trust him

Nowhere in Scripture does it say that God will heal all that pray. 

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jaredjm wrote:

Jesus said, "Don't test the Lord your God." We have to trust him

Nowhere in Scripture does it say that God will heal all that pray. 

Who said all? Why not only *some* amputees, like he supposedly heals some cancer patients? Why NO amputees at all?

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USArmyParatrooper wrote:
jaredjm wrote:

Jesus said, "Don't test the Lord your God." We have to trust him

Nowhere in Scripture does it say that God will heal all that pray. 

Who said all? Why not only *some* amputees, like he supposedly heals some cancer patients? Why NO amputees at all?

I've already explained this to you......

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jaredjm escribió:

Jesus said, "Don't test the Lord your God." We have to trust him

Nowhere in Scripture does it say that God will heal all that pray. 

The Spaghetti Monster said in the sacred salami scriptures that "thou shall not believe in other gods, do not be mislead by doubt, my will is yours and my body shall feed you forever if your faith is put on me".

 

See? I can make up useless quotes as well.

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Ginarook escribió:
Prometheus_Fuschs wrote:
jaredjm escribió:

Jesus said, "Don't test the Lord your God." We have to trust him

Nowhere in Scripture does it say that God will heal all that pray. 

The Spaghetti Monster said in the sacred salami scriptures that "thou shall not believe in other gods, do not be mislead by doubt, my will is yours and my body shall feed you forever if your faith is put on me".

 

See? I can made up useless quotes as well.

Yew, I had some spaghetti last week , does that make me a Goddibal ?

Or is that what he means when he say "my body will feed you" ?

I had it with some nice sauce..was that ok ?

1,000 years ago, the Spaghetti Monster wanted life to exist thus, he took a part from himself and sent a meatball metorite into the Earth for life to born, thus, you are eating the origin of life and a piece of the lord himself.

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Ginarook escribió:

Ok, is he organic and sugar free ?

Organic by definition and 3% sugar.

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Prometheus_Fuschs wrote:
Ginarook escribió:

Ok, is he organic and sugar free ?

Organic by definition and 3% sugar.

haha

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......and all because one idiot that caused a division to begin with, and that horned one had influenced erroneously other angels to accept his stupidity. Thus there’s such a word AS stupidity, with him clearly the father, considering he’s father of all lies..

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LOL XD that's one way of looking at it grin.png

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Ginarook wrote:

He is Donald Trump ?

(65 million people get offended AGAIN 👎)

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Well they do die. Eventually.
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Rarely as a consequence though.

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