Corrupt a Power
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I have the power to make any unnecessary thread, necessary .
Dec 12, 2022
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#3
But then people don't look at the necessary threads.
I have the power to read minds.
Dec 12, 2022
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#4
But you can only read animals minds bc your brain can't read human minds bc it's a lot of info.
I can fly
But only into bathroom windows
I Have to power to make anyone hallucinate what I want at will
I Have to power to make anyone hallucinate what I want at will
Dec 13, 2022
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#6
But it makes you hallucinate 10 times worse
I have the power that anything i write in pink pen becomes true
I have the power that anything i write in pink pen becomes true
But there’s a 1% chance everyone you know and love will die each time you use it.
I have to power to summon any food, freshly made
I have to power to summon any food, freshly made
I have the power to do a backflip
but every time you do a backflip you ask yourself: "Why did I choose this crappy power?"
I have the power to stop my entries from getting corrupted
But only on mondays at 6AM. The worst time of the week.
I have the power to summon a gallon of hot oil where I want
I have the power to summon a gallon of hot oil where I want
But no matter where you pour it, it teleports you under it.
I have the power to be invisible
Dec 13, 2022
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#15
You do, but you can’t control it and it always summons, eventually killing you. I have the power to control the internet.
But you have to take in allllllll the information first. Including the dumb and toxic people. To the point that your brain even hurts.
I have the power to control and summon lightning
I have the power to control and summon lightning
Dec 14, 2022
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#17
But it always ricochets at you when it hits something. I have the power to control the weather.
But not where it ends up.
I have the power to do any dance with perfection
I have the power to do any dance with perfection
But you can only dance with people you hate
i can eat infinite food without getting fat
(Example:
#1 [ I have laser eyes.]
#2[ But every time you use them your eyes burn. ]
[ I Have the ability to psychicly make anyone crave chips.]
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A fun family friendly way to let out your anger by handicapping people on the internet 😃👍🏾