Corrupt a wish!

(note, i found this on a different site. credit goes to him)

So, corrupt a wish goes like this.

A: I wish for a cat

B: your wish is my command, but the cat is a dead corpse that smells bad

I will start.I wish for a cake.

Ok so @Trophies100 didn't corrupt OP's wish so I will corrupt both of those wishes

@MAAKASU Your wish is granted but the cake is poop and your mom has to force feed it to you

@Trophies100 Your wish is granted. No one has covid anymore! Because the cancer inside them killed it 

I wish that all countries weren't corrupt anymore

Your wish is my command:

Now all countries are not corrupt anymore, because they approved laws to legalize stealing money from public funds, now they aren't corrupt because they approved new laws against human rights, new laws for polluting double, etc. all political crimes are now legal and transparent. Also granted that all democracies are one single party democracies (or two parties that think the same and pretend to be different).

I'm finished, wish granted and not very far from reality  

wha is ur  wish

ok fine iwf world peace, and no one feels any pain or is sad. hard to corrupt, eh?

oh, that's right, i forgot my wish!

i wish... eeehhmmm.... 

hhhmmm...

ok, i wish not to have a wish (no body can corrupt that )

Wish granted: now there's world peace and no one feels pain or sadness. Therefore, now everybody is so happy that they can't compare their happiness to sadness, so now they can't feel either happiness nor sadness and start to die of boredom.

They forgot to feel pain, so now they don't know how is it not to feel pain. Contrasts are gone, points of reference gone, so now nobody realize what actually happiness, peace and health mean or feels like.

You such a doomer man, also I wish for AIDS

WISH GRANTED, BUT YOU DIE...

Oh come on I wanted to get infinite wishes from the make a wish foundation

That doesn't make any sense, you didn't corrupt my wish. 

Yes it does you wished to not wish so you didn't wish but by wishing to not wish you did wish but you wished for nothing so i corrupted your wish for nothing by instead of nothing happening you get stage 4 cancer

i understand what you mean, but first you have to grant the wish and then corrupt it, which in my case is not wishing. Therefore, no wishing means there's no wish, so you can't corrupt something that doesn't exist

No but you don't understand your own wish, You wish to not have a wish which makes you unable to wish further or just your wish to not do anything but what you don't get is that to not wish you wished, but that doesn't make your wish to not have a wish not a wish, so I corrupted your wish to not wish, unless you tell me that you meant that "you wished for not having wished anything" in which case the wish applies before I can corrupt it and by the time i am writing the corruption the wish or any wish that you have ever wished hasn't been wished, but i have a question, if you wish to not have wished anything, and the wish to not have wished anything hasn't been wished, doesn't that create a loophole that i can exploit to corrupt your wish?

wish granted, but a banana falls on ur head