Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, but you can't use it.

I wish I was the only one on the world who knows where the switch is and I can use it safely.

granted, but you are killed

I wish there is no switch and no one will make another.

Granted but there is a button and I have control of it.

I wish I could be invisible whenever I wanted.

granted, but in some freak nature accident, everybody can still see you

I wish Sjpdna will give that button to me and show me how to use it.

Granted but you don't listen to my advice and destroy yourself.  After that the button is given back to me.

I wish the Olympics were on a channel I could pause when I needed.

granted, but you can't unpause once you do

I wish Spjdna would destroy himself with the button >:O

Granted but Spjdna destroys himself and his button that controls your life energy leading to your death.  sjpdna then procedes to acquire your chess.com account and all other items of value and he keeps his button.

I wish I could turn yellow objects into cyan objects.

 hey now. Atreyu is not garbage. they are an amazing band. if they were such garbage then they wouldnt be famous at all.

 i disagree. i know a lot of bands and singers that are terrible. but any way to get back on topic....

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granted, but no one cares or notices.

i wish that i could transform objects into whatever i wanted.

Granted but you want the objects to be yellow and I want them to be cyan.  We then fight using our powers until everything is colorless.

I wish I could have won.

granted, but only because i move on to turning everything i want into gold and then selling it for billions of dollars.

i wish i could use the money i got from the gold to buy my own private island

Granted but you spend all your money to buy the island and don't have enough money to pay your taxes.  The island then goes up for auction and I buy it for $5.00.  As a loyal citizen I pay all my taxes.

I wish cyan things could be sold for a lot of money.

granted but no one buy them for being too expensive and you have no use for cyan objects because the government make you pay taxes with pink items.

I wish Sjpdna will turn my hair cyan.

Granted but in order for me to do that you have to first pay the expensive price.

I wish deathlikechess would do that so his wish can be fulfilled.

granted, but I'm rich, so the price doesn't dent my savings by an inch.

I wish cyan attracts girls.

Granted but you wear a yellow shirt which girls then hate and they tear you apart.

I wish we could beat the Russia team.

Granted, but you never get a chance to play against the Russia team.

I wish I can steal all your wishes.

Granted but you have to join Corrupt a wish group.

I wish pompom would join the match against the Russians for CAW group.

granted, but  he's the fault and bring us all down. ;( NUUU

I wish CAW ground can win any match.

Granted but it takes a pig and a lot of spray paint.  If you ask what I mean, then the effect is destroyed...

I wish this forum had more posts.