Granted, but you will lose at checkers.
I wish I could wiggle my ears.
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granted, but your ears will grow 10 times there size with each wiggle
i wish i could have a girl fireand
Granted. She will be 4'2" tall and weigh 375 pounds and smell like a goat.
I wish I had a beer.
Granted, but it will be a Budweiser.
I wish my cat could jump higher.
Granted, but the cat will land on an airplane and be carried away.
I wish I could eat any food without getting fat.
granted, but the only food you are allowed to eat is sugar and fat free.
i wish i was a best selling author.
Granted, but by best selling you mean yourself.
I wish I could think of something clever to post here.
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Granted, but you can only post it under another name.
I wish I could foresee the future.
Granted, but you will only see the bad in the future.
I wish that I could be a great NFL player
granted but you will be the most fat player in the world
i wish i was stronger
Granted, but you will have awkwardly large veiny muscles and girls will hate you.
I wish i was smarter.
granted, but your brain will be to big and explode
i wish i could be a 5 star genarl in the army
Granted, but the decisions you made will haunt you for the rest of your life.
I wish I wasn't technologically illiterate
Granted, but suddenly all the technology in the world becomes obsolete.
I wish for someone to not corrupt this wish. >:D
Granted, instead it will be your life that will be corrupted.
*chack and mate...now king me*
I wish that the White Sox make the playoffs this year.
granted, but they only do it after your entire family dies
i wish i really was a king
Granted, your padded room should be arriving shortly...
I wish I could write amazing words of art.
Granted, the Bristol White Sox will make the minor league playoffs this year.
I wish for a nice house that's paid for in a nice neighborhood.
granted, but you will have 83 legs that will fall of and multiply
i wish i could win more at chess