Corrupt a Wish

Sort:
Peskybird1234
Granted, but Boise, Idaho suddenly disappears
I wish to have a 28 inch gecko
33_blackblackblackberry

Wish granted; just so that it can bite you better and have a longer impact on your safety. grin.png

I wish to touch the spirit of time... o.O

Peskybird1234
Granted, but you cannot alter it in any way
I wish to be stoobid
IndoNormPlayer924

Granted. But your stupidity makes you famous cause of the stupidest person in the world. I wish for a sister

Peskybird1234
Granted, but they were adopted as a baby
I wish to be short
Nina_Folix

Already granted🤷🏻‍♀️ You like Hikaru, lol. (if i will be evil :Butttt now you can't sleep, because Your thoughts get in the way of this. ) I want to have death note🙄(idk, lol... But i'll wish it in my New Year present)

GutigSS9
is the wish the death note?
eitherway heres the free death note

Granted, but your name is already in it because your parents had to make sure other people will know it‘s yours.
GutigSS9
lets just also say they put heart attack for the sillies, also i wish for a lambo
Nina_Folix

Cute bear🐻🥺

GutigSS9
does my lambo get mauled by a cute bear
Nina_Folix

Idk ⚫〰️⚫

GutigSS9
it probably will
matthewleipk
I wish to live forever
33_blackblackblackberry
GutigSS9 wrote:
Granted, but your name is already in it because your parents had to make sure other people will know it‘s yours.
lets just also say they put heart attack for the sillies, also i wish for a lambo

Starting from here^^^

Granted, but you requested this to a series of inexperienced car salesman novices; which your request for a LamboRGHINI completely flew above their heads like a flock of hummingbird in the night. They can't sell you the car that they had no idea you were requesting of them. tongue.png

I wish I had long enough fingers to viably play the Viola. (That large Violin-looking instrument that sounds musically lower and has a richer intonation than the Violin.)

TheNewJerseyGeneral
Granted. Your fingers now drag behind you.

I wish for a 2024 FORD F-150 All Electric and $1,000,000 United States Dollars minted in Minneapolis.
33_blackblackblackberry
TheNewJerseyGeneral wrote:
Granted. Your fingers now drag behind you.
I wish for a 2024 FORD F-150 All Electric and $1,000,000 United States Dollars minted in Minneapolis.

Granted. You were sold the car, but they didn't promise you that it was test-ran and certified errorless. The software contained within it had one little unforeseen bug, which rendered its software update and internet capabilities completely pathetic. Merry Christmas. happy.png

I wish there were more musical repertoire for the Viola, since the Violin almost has a monopoly in the string musical world.

TheNewJerseyGeneral
Granted. Now everyone in the world plays the viola, but they are terrible at it and you go deaf.

I wish for a gaming pc
OLD2012
Granted but you can’t get any games on it.

I wish I had 100,000,000
TheNewJerseyGeneral

granted. you now have 100,000,000 zimbabwe dollars, which is around 2 cents.

i wish to play for an nfl team as a kicker, get all of my field goals and extra points, and never get injured, benched, or cut.

Loki_god_of_deception

granted but u can only wish for one thing so so of that cancels out. I wish for nothing.