Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You were sold the car, but they didn't promise you that it was test-ran and certified errorless. The software contained within it had one little unforeseen bug, which rendered its software update and internet capabilities completely pathetic. Merry Christmas.

I wish there were more musical repertoire for the Viola, since the Violin almost has a monopoly in the string musical world.

granted. you now have 100,000,000 zimbabwe dollars, which is around 2 cents.

i wish to play for an nfl team as a kicker, get all of my field goals and extra points, and never get injured, benched, or cut.

granted but u can only wish for one thing so so of that cancels out. I wish for nothing.

granted. you get a pet dog named nothing.

Your wish?

i wish to get a stapler with infinite staples.

Ah, yes. Your wish to forever staple the entire world to Atlas is granted.

I wish to create a new Stellar system, complete with a

1 - Dark Blue Hypergiant Star

2 - 45 Rock planets

3 - 120 moons

4 - 32 Norbs (small planet bodies that orbit Moons; I could very well be wrong, but I don't think there is an official terminology for this class of terrestrial body.)

5 - 150 Gas Giants, 3 of which are in a Binary Gas Giant system

6 - 2,560 large sub-planet-size Centaurs, Comets and asteroids

And, the next person to corrupt my wish, please be more creative than usual. I took time to think this up. lol

Ok

Here goes nothing

Your dark blue hyper giant started growing an iron core when the rock planets started collapsing because of the stars shrinkings extra gravity sending 16.76 of the planets along with their 61.38 moons and 29 of the norbs to be sent to oblivion which causes the gravity within the stellar system to rise which combust all 150 gas giants with a powerful heat cloud which makes its way to earth

Meanwhile the iron core takes over and creates a black hole exactly 4.1 parsecs away which has 2523 astroids already sucked in within the first 2 minutes which is enough time to send the remaining 38 asteroids towards earth which makes it way over in 193728361 years causing a richter 13 earth quake eliminating the 193731st century humans to instantly combust

The blackhole meanwhile starts munching a galaxy and collides with a supermassive black hole and causes a shock wave so powerful it sends the last few humans to an alternate universe where chess=money

granted but you fly into blackberry's black hole.

I wish for a rock.

granted. you get one candy from wishcandy.com

i wish for a brand new american football regulation size, that never deflates