Corrupt a Wish

granted. you get a pet dog named nothing.

Your wish?

i wish to get a stapler with infinite staples.

Ah, yes. Your wish to forever staple the entire world to Atlas is granted.

I wish to create a new Stellar system, complete with a

1 - Dark Blue Hypergiant Star

2 - 45 Rock planets

3 - 120 moons

4 - 32 Norbs (small planet bodies that orbit Moons; I could very well be wrong, but I don't think there is an official terminology for this class of terrestrial body.)

5 - 150 Gas Giants, 3 of which are in a Binary Gas Giant system

6 - 2,560 large sub-planet-size Centaurs, Comets and asteroids

And, the next person to corrupt my wish, please be more creative than usual. I took time to think this up. lol

Ok

Here goes nothing

Your dark blue hyper giant started growing an iron core when the rock planets started collapsing because of the stars shrinkings extra gravity sending 16.76 of the planets along with their 61.38 moons and 29 of the norbs to be sent to oblivion which causes the gravity within the stellar system to rise which combust all 150 gas giants with a powerful heat cloud which makes its way to earth

Meanwhile the iron core takes over and creates a black hole exactly 4.1 parsecs away which has 2523 astroids already sucked in within the first 2 minutes which is enough time to send the remaining 38 asteroids towards earth which makes it way over in 193728361 years causing a richter 13 earth quake eliminating the 193731st century humans to instantly combust

The blackhole meanwhile starts munching a galaxy and collides with a supermassive black hole and causes a shock wave so powerful it sends the last few humans to an alternate universe where chess=money

granted but you fly into blackberry's black hole.

I wish for a rock.

granted. you get one candy from wishcandy.com

i wish for a brand new american football regulation size, that never deflates

Granted.... an ocean pool that was so beautiful, that it got swallowed in Qinshu111_the_chess_panda's Blackhole; which apparently was born out of my stellar system, having eaten up all my Gas Giants, asteroids, some very random Galaxy that has nothing to do with me; and then, apparently Earth, too. You obviously wanted to join the "Big Appetite", as it will be called (in inspiration of the "Big Bang".)

I wish Qinshu111_the_chess_panda's rendition of what happened to my beautiful Blue Hypergiant would be published in a Children's novel. (Go Harry Potter much?)

Granted! But the book just hits arrives in one location, your home.

I want the wish of me getting rich corrupted.

Granted.

And, in your smart-alek attempt to apply "reverse psychology" in order to slyly circumvent your wish being corrupted, not only will you get rich AFTER King Midas's curse hits you... you know, the one where he accidentally touched you by fawning over you and KISSING your feet, and you TURN to Gold... So too will the moviemakers who turned your documentary into a non-fictional work of laugh also get very rich.. Which will be enjoyed by 800 million viewers and more.

You got your wish of your rich wish corrupted AND you'll be laughed at for attempting to be a wiseacre about it, too. Ha.

I wish fables like "The Midas Touch" had plot that were much more developed and suspenseful... since most of these fables by themselves cannot make a 2 hour feature film without having to add some additional modern twist to it.

Granted, BUT you must be caught in all of those as victims and ur not allowed to get out of the curse